Chief Piggum

Clancy Wiggum, chief of police in Springfield, USA. Knows what he's gettin' (some donuts).

He called me Chief Piggum! Oh, now I get it. Ha ha.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 29, 2003

Feminem

Eminem in drag.

Feminem flashed me her cock.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

e-cronym

Electronic-acronyms, often used by trendy, teenage girls on the Internet or even in real spoken conversations.

Spoken, 'LOL' is pronounced how it sounds, while 'LMAO' is pronounced 'Leh-may-oh' and 'ROFL' is 'Roff-el' (rhymes with 'Waffle').

"OMG did u c dat HOTT guy over dere???!!?!?!? LOL OMG he wuz hotter dan EMINEM!!!1! g2g cya" - Electronic

"Oh my god! I am so tired, like, totally! Lol!" - Spoken

by Bastardized Bottomburp December 04, 2003

Hip-pop

Ja Rule's occupation, based on the devouration of hot-dogs and saying 'Murder Inc.' in every song.

... And here is Ja Rule, the unloved Hip-Pop artist who just released his new album 'Where Would I Be Without Thirty Bags of Wombat Flesh?'

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 02, 2003

fart

An escape of gas from the anus originating from the depths of the colon and the stomach.

Gimme an "F"! Gimme an "Art!"

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 15, 2006

new holland

The original name of Australia.

G'day, mate! Welcome to New Holland! Crikey!

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 25, 2003

with a knife

Used at the end of sentences to humorfy them slightly.

I brushed my teeth... with a knife!
I greeted my Aunt... with a knife!
I went to the library... with a knife!
Jesus brought hope... with a knife!

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 15, 2003