no

answer to all of life's problems.

<Teacher> Did you set Bobby's school bag on fire?
<Timmy> No!

<Parent> Go... to... BED!!
<Timmy> No!
<Parent> Oh, okay then!

<ButtSlut> Looking fo' a good time, sugar?
<Timmy> No!

<BrownNose> Mr President! You're doing horribly in the running of this nation!
<Bush> No!
<BrownNose> Oh, okay then!

by baSTardized boTTomburp May 22, 2003

KeeL

How Ren pronounces 'Kill'

Steempy I weel keel you!

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 20, 2003

serious emotional trauma

When a large, asian male farts inside your school bag, but not without dropping a turd inside it, zipping the bag back up, shaking the bag around, opening it back up, and showing you the smeared shit all over your assignment papers due next period.

Fuck! No! My papers! I've been Serious emotional trauma'd!

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 27, 2003

Homer Simpson

Everyone's favorite over-weight, yellow-bellied bald-guy. Wears a short-sleeved shirt when wearing a tie. Isn't that weird?

"Oh, look at me! I'm making people happy! I'm the magical man - from Happyland! In a gum-drop house on Lollypop Lane! ... Oh, by the way, I was being sarcastic."

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 03, 2003

leg sex

1. When a dog gets it on with your leg
2. When a politician gets it on with your leg

1. "Roinks, Raggy! I rawnna rump your reg!" - Scooby Doo
2. "Nyeeer, hya hya! Gimme another hump, Georgy!" - John Howard

by BASTARDIZED BOTTOMBURP May 26, 2003

führer

Hitler

Fo sho! Hitler is the Führer!!!

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 03, 2003

your mom

A phrase spurted out during a heated conversation. Usually has no meaning. Considered by many as a whole-hearted sentence of superiority in chat-rooms, or in an MSN Instant Messaging conversation. Generally a brainless statement.

Asshead says:
I h8 u

Asshead says:
dont tok 2 meh

Asshead says:
your mom

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003