BastardizeD BottomburP's definitions

purple mushroom

Penis being held tight on the stem, creating a purplish swelling on the head, resembling a mushroom.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 3, 2003

chiggajiggawigga

chinese man who thinks he is a black man who thinks he is a white man who thinks he is a blackman.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 30, 2003

Ash Ketchum

Character known to appear on bottles of ketchup.

Ash Ketchum Brand Ketchup. May contain traces of ballhair.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 4, 2003

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1. A Gorillaz
2. Cucumber up the ass

1. Look at me, I am a gorilla
2. It seems I have a cucumber lodged in my anal cavity.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

linux-box

An X-Box that runs Linux. This was unintentional by Microsoft, and now it is to their own faults that their only game console promotes another OS company. Ha ha. Of course, some fiddling needs to be done to the Sex-Box that only linux geeks would know how or bother to do.

Who would bother with LinuX-Box anyway? Linux sucks, and X-Box blows.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 4, 2003

kthxbye

What an AOLer says after having cybersex, or even sex in general.

<Mark176> How was it for you?
<Laura69> Kthxbye

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 6, 2003

floppy disk

Useful to store small files such as essays and .txt-based game-guides.

Why the hell does the iMac have no floppy disc drive? Why do I have to save my thumbnail image of a skull into a rewritable CD?

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 31, 2003