adj. The act of placing your bottom on another person's bottom and giving an anal fart from one bottom to the next, then back to the first, then back again. See anal tennis.
by Bastardized Bottomburp March 21, 2003

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 08, 2003

A fudge-packing, homosexual retard who acts like someone of a different ethnic group and has trouble spelling his own name.
Justin Timberlake hangs out with his fellow buttard homies in their special-van crib.
"I'm special" - Justin Timberlake
"I'm special" - Justin Timberlake
by baSTardized boTTomburp May 21, 2003

A thick, dark-brown bread-spread best put on toast or bread, but known to be spread on other edibles. Very potent in strong doses, able to render your tastebuds on the verge of withering up and dying. If you've grown up around Vegemite then this will have no effect on you.
Promite is better.
Promite is better.
by Bastardized Bottomburp November 16, 2003

Damn, I am so jealous of my new baby boy. He sucks all the baby juice and gets all the action and I get nothing!!
by Bastardized Bottomburp March 28, 2003

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 26, 2003
