homework

Anything that consumes your time. Some of it is necessary, other times it is the result of your idiot Geography teacher spending 3/4 of class time explaining things irrelevant to your yearly mark, class work or anything. As for Math, it's just annoying sheets of paper that is made to help you revise what you learnt in class. I reckon the notes in the book are enough.

Homework causes stress, boredom and loss of time to do more important things or fun things. It's just an extension of school.

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 30, 2003

Dictionary

A fat-ass book of non-sensical ramblings put together by college students.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 04, 2003

sucktard

A person who is mentally retarded from sucking so much penis, frequently suffering from brain-freeze-of-cum, kinda like the brain-freeze you get with eating ice cream, but instead the brain-freeze is gotten from sucking dick.

That dyke beza sucktard, fo shizzle. Lets rizzle ma wizzle, nizzle, or I'll kizzle you, wizzle.

by bastardized bottomburp May 25, 2003

propaganda

Organised lies and filth collected, gathered and sorted by the government to throw at the public verbally.

Just click my name, look at my word definitions and bathe in the propaganda!

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 21, 2003

cloves

Tiny plant bulbs which, when combined with Tom Collins mix and a spare pie-top, create change-of-heart decisions and disgust.

<Homer> You gotta improvise, Lisa! Cloves.. Tom Collins mix... mmm!

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 16, 2003

hello shitty

What one would say if one peered into a used toilet bowl.

<RoboToilet> I am honored to accept your waste.
<TubboFromDubbo> Hello Shitty!

by bastardized bottomburp May 29, 2003

SMSer

Those trendie faggots invading the population of schools, spending their days fiddling with their mobile phones, messaging each other with such messages as 'wot u doin' and 'fuk ura mom LOLZ'. They never call anyone because they have no one to call, or think they're 'too cool for school' so they only SMS each other and get the giggles when they see the responce.

I don't have a mobile phone, and I am proud. I don't wanna turn into a testicle-brained cheese-case. And, besides, I'd spend too much money because I refuse to 'tok lyk dis'.

<SMSer1> *messaging* wot is doin?
<SMSer2> *replying* msging u!!
<SMSer1> *replying* LOLZ!
<SMSer2> *replying* i no i am da funyest.

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 19, 2003