BastardizeD BottomburP's definitions

No-Friends McGee

A terminal assclown who can't compete with society's standards. Socially challenged.

<MasterGhit> *chanting* Nobody loves you... nobody loves you... NOBODY LOVES YOU!
<NoFriendsMcGee> LOL WTF MAJAR OMG YUOR LYK MEH ONLEE PERSON ON MAI MSN LIST!1?

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 2, 2003

repeatard

A nuisance who repeats every funny thing you say or do, and becomes popular from doing so. Usually has the mental capacity of a Yu-Gi-Oh fan. See Yu-Gi-Schmoe

<Repeatard> LOZL!!111?/ Kets go nad palay YugiOH!1 Oh, YUgiOh is roxckint!!1 HAah d I wihs i weres a yugiohpe!1/

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 6, 2003

lawn

My territory in which you should get the hell off.

Get the hell of my lawn! I demand satisfaction!

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 4, 2003

Fishbulb

When combined with a light-bulb and a happy-looking cartoon fish, creates a Japanese version of Homer Simpson known as 'Mr. Sparkle,' a brand of dish washer detergent that banishes dirt to the land of wind and ghosts.

Mr. Sparkle is direspectful to dirt.

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 13, 2003

rash

what appears on ones penis when one doesn't apply pubricant before shoving one's penis into one's ass.

by bastardized bottomburp March 23, 2003

flet

Incurable disease of fletting about with a knife.

Fletcure cures no flets.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 25, 2003

yak

The heavenly creature that flies across the sky in it's magic kayak. Every year, it will pop out of your bath-hole on Shaving Yak Day. Be sure to leave some shaving cream by your sink. If you are lucky, he might leave you a surprise.

"GASP! The Shaving Yak left me shavng-scum!"

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003