Abominable Trailer

Cranky replusive high school student who threatens those smaller than him but is still constantly mocked. Hated by funny Jamaican Earth Science teacher.

"I almost went blind looking at Abominable trailer!"

by Barry G. May 13, 2004

Hot Potatoes Jim

English teacher with a good knowledge base but who is often diverted by his Lord of the Rings worship and obsession with Hot Potatoes program. Constantly interrupted by chants of "dildo" and "raspberry-flavored monkey jizz" in class.

"Hot Potatoes Jim is making us read all 3 Lord of the Rings Books! Blueberry-flavored horse jizz!"

by Barry G. May 13, 2004

Naptime

Freshman philosophy class at a South Jersey college which is only occasionally interrupted by the professor giggling to himself.

"Don't worry about your homework for naptime!"

by Barry G. September 08, 2004

Sweet Stick

lameass sophomore who carries a stick around at a south jersey college.

Sweet Stick doesnt get any!

by Barry G. September 08, 2004

Voodoo robot

math professor who mispronounces zero and studies students pictures in his free time. Can't teach for anything!

"What was the Voodoo Robot talking about today?"

by Barry G. September 24, 2004

ASSbury park

Big NJ gay hangout. Future home of Jim McGreevey and Golan Cipel.

"ASSbury park is so gay the guys on Queer Eye dont go there!"

by Barry G. September 16, 2004

daycare

what goes on at a certain central bergen county high school involving teachers giving answer keys on tests and the constant yelling of "jizz, waste and dildo"

It might snow in Detroit, so daycare is cancelled for today.

by Barry G. March 23, 2004