Banana Oil's definitions

Baja Dakota

This is another term for South Dakota; obviously used with sarcastic intent.

Due to a snowstorm, I'm stuck in Sious Falls, Baja Dakota. Woe is me!

by banana oil April 10, 2012

Baptist passion check

This is a subtle touching of a guy's crotch area to see whether he is beginning to have an erection. The plan is that, if he is, to stop the deep kissing or making out.

Anne stopped Tom in mid-kiss after he failed the Baptist passion check.

by banana oil October 18, 2010

Hoosier Lit

Literature written by Indiana authors.

James Whitcomb Riley, Booth Tarkington, and R. Dean Taylor are in the pantheon of Hoosier Lit.

by banana oil October 9, 2010

dominatrix in training

A dominatrix in training is a girl who makes her boyfriend toe the line; basically, she's a ballbuster.

Hennepin is truly pussy-whipped; Jessica is a megabitch and a dominatrix in training.

by banana oil October 2, 2010

time to salute the little soldier

This is when your boyfriend first shows you his penis, and politeness requires that you simultaneously act amazed, impressed, and pleased by its size and girth.

It's our fourth date; which in North Dakota means Showtime! Time to salute the little soldier. I just hope it can stand attention.

by Banana Oil December 21, 2009

yooper intellectual

A person from the Upper Peninsula who is a member of the Book of the Month Club

Reginald was a typical yooper intellectual: newly-grown goatee, beret, and collection of high school required reading paperbacks.

by Banana Oil December 21, 2009

Lutheran bikini

This is a swim suit consisting of full boys' shorts for a bottom and a sports bra top, designed to be minimally revealing and therefore not likely to trouble the pastor. Usually worn by the timid and the pious.

Heather went swimming in the creek while wearing a Lutheran bikini, and was roundly hooted for doing so.

by banana oil August 15, 2007