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Definitions by Balls Obama

Confederate flag 

The sexual act of sticking a confederate flag up one’s vagina or anus. Often very stimulated.
Confederate flag by Balls Obama September 21, 2023

Hunter Biden 

The act of injecting cocaine into your own ass.
Hunter Biden by Balls Obama September 4, 2023
The redpill is a sex position in which a man delivers a blowjob to another man who is completely covered in tomato sauce.
Redpill by Balls Obama September 4, 2023

Blackpill 

The blackpill is a sex position in which a white man gets facefucked by a well-endowed black man.
Blackpill by Balls Obama September 4, 2023

That Vegan Teacher 

That Vegan Teacher refers to an elderly woman who masturbates using fruits or vegetables.
Jane is a That Vegan Teacher, as she masturbates by sticking a cucumber up her ass.
That Vegan Teacher by Balls Obama September 4, 2023

Try that in a small town

An event in which a hillbilly ejaculates his semen into a midget’s ass in front of a group of people, causing the entire group to engage in a gay orgy.
I just saw a Try that in a small town.

Kid Rock 

Kid Rock refers to when a pregnant woman is fucked in the ass while screaming rock lyrics and deepthroating a guitar.
My wife Kid Rocks daily.
Kid Rock by Balls Obama September 4, 2023