Bad C dev's definitions

Raptor Rampage

The hunt has begun, and you are the prey...

Raptor Rampage spawns the following mobs:

Uvaraptor

Ventoraptor

Considering the possibility that there won’t be a jungle biome for miles, this event can be your big break. Who doesn’t want an Uvaraptor?!

by Bad C dev October 7, 2021

NeverFap

Your lifelong commitment to self-improvement and happy living via NoFap.

After I joined NoFap, I pledged to NeverFap again. I'm doing this for my sister, who died while being aggressively raped by a porn addict. Fuck porn!

by Bad C dev February 28, 2021

ertyu

A most strange and majestic breed of horse known only to roam the most remote regions of a planet.

No-one has ever seen an ertyu, but there is strong evidence suggesting their potential existence ether present or past.

by Bad C dev October 3, 2021

predilection

The kindest and softest noun to describe the tastes of child predators.

John there has a predilection for seven year old chubby boys and eats them right up. Yum!

by Bad C dev January 4, 2023

Klingon fuck

The most passionate and aggressive movement in Klingon Sex, which is just a lot of really insane BDSM.

He broke my pelvis during the Klingon fuck. Still, though, it was the best sex ever.

by Bad C dev March 7, 2021

Rudolph the Blood-Stained Jabberwock

♪...Has wicked and vicious claws. And if you don’t run right now, you’ll spend Christmas in his jaws!♪

In Rudolph the Blood-Stained Jabberwock, it’s not just the Jabberwock, though. It’s also the Wildkin that spawns. Those Jabberwocks are also Scarlet ones named Rudolph and Wildkins look like emperor penguins.

by Bad C dev October 7, 2021

AVK

Maker of fire hydrants and various hydraulics. They also unofficially sell dead body parts (only for research purposes, but I was able to convince them I was a scientist in order to obtain a few woman hands to satisfy my fetishes. Still have them to this day 3 years later but I have to keep them in the freezer because they were starting to get too moldy).

AVK sells the best fire hydrants, so buy one today. For an extra special deal, mention the special sparkling black fire hydrant, and you'll get what you're really after.

by Bad C dev July 25, 2021