Bad C dev's definitions

minefuck

Typically refers to fucking on MineCraft but has been generalized to any sexual act commit in the blocky world of MineCraft. Very common on 2b2t, where you can buy paid MineCraft prostitutes for real world money. SkittleMC is another great place to look but all the whores there are cheap and passionless and don't rob'n'grief your base post-sex.

I did some minefuck on minecraft. Best digital pixelated sex ever!

by Bad C dev July 18, 2021

slavv

slav with a double v. It's like a slav but twice as slavish.

Me: dude that guy looks like a total slav
His friend: nah, he's a slavv
Me: :O

by Bad C dev July 20, 2021

calcufuckor

A calculator when used as dildo

Me: Here's a calculator
Her: Let me show you how to use it as a calcufuckor
*I pant rapidly and my heart rates shoots through the roof*

by Bad C dev July 22, 2021

ghost king

The ghost of a dead king

I've heard rumors of the ghost of King Henry VIII wandering the castle. The ghost king was very prolific at handing out free cumshots full of ghost cum to any unsuspecting women that happened to wander by, as it was that he did while he was alive.

by Bad C dev July 22, 2021

pick me fuck

Shortened version of "pick me up and give me a fuck", which is a popular medicare insurance company operating in North America

TV ad (with woman singing lighty and its really hard to tell what she's actually saying):

pick me fuck
you know you want to
pick me up and give me a fuck
America's choice of healthcare

by Bad C dev July 22, 2021

pnick

Both a contraction and a misspelling of "picnic". Commonly used by hillbillies indigenous to Kentucky.

Let go pnick wuth yo dildo

by Bad C dev July 22, 2021

piscina

A Node.JS multithreading library

Node.JS had poor performance so I threw piscina into the mix and now the terrible performance is offset by the utilization of all cores, which makes the software run better, even through just opening the software makes the fans whine.

by Bad C dev July 22, 2021