by Bad C dev April 07, 2024
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by Bad C dev July 25, 2021
by Bad C dev March 04, 2021
Once upon a time, Linus Torvalds journyed out into the woods, where he stood upon a rock at the edge of a precipice. There, upon this rock, with the full moon high in the night sky, he stuck up his glorious middle finger in utter indignation and howled at the top of his massive lungs, "FUCKNVIDIA!!!" Thus is the scripture that we proclaim.
by Bad C dev January 28, 2022
A blog about porn. What did you expect? Go fuck yourself. Oh wait, you just did that yesterday. Pffft. When are you going to wake up and get a physical girlfriend instead of jacking off to Urban Dictionary definitions?!?! You have a life. Now, take control over it.
Urban Dictionary is like a super-massive star except that it's a super-massive pornblog. When too much iron forms, the rate of nuclear fusion in UD will slow down to a point where the outward pressure exerted by the fusion is insufficient to counteract the massive weight of the blog, resulting in a long-drawn-out collapse, leading to the formation of a black hole which will suck in everything within a few light-years. Then, its going to emit Hawking Radiation, leading to the resurrection of Steven Hawking, who will have newfound tractor beams coming from his eyes which he will use to control and subjugate his loyal servents. All hail Steven Hawking, future tyrant of the human race.
by Bad C dev February 27, 2021
Secret except from MLK when he got horny in jail after writing his I have a dream speech and wrote the xxx version of it.
I have a dream.
I have a dream to fuck all the hot sexy women in all the world.
My dream assumes that 1 in 40 people are not too ugly to fuckable.
And I am bisexual so this dream includes men too.
I will pause time and fulfill this dream in 27 years time, working 12 hour shifts every day and fucking 1 woman or man every hour.
Yes sir, I do have a dream, and I will accomplish my dream and make it known to all the world my dream.
I have a dream to fuck all the hot sexy women in all the world.
My dream assumes that 1 in 40 people are not too ugly to fuckable.
And I am bisexual so this dream includes men too.
I will pause time and fulfill this dream in 27 years time, working 12 hour shifts every day and fucking 1 woman or man every hour.
Yes sir, I do have a dream, and I will accomplish my dream and make it known to all the world my dream.
by Bad C dev December 04, 2022
Surak was a legendary Vulcan philosopher, scientist, and logician considered the greatest of all who ever lived on Vulcan and the father of the modern Vulcan civilization.
James Tiberius Kirk once described Surak of Vulcan as "the greatest of all who ever lived on our planet, captain. The father of all we became." Then, behind the scenes, Kirk made love to a beautiful goddess and lived happily ever after.
by Bad C dev March 03, 2021