Bad C dev's definitions

Node.js

A heavy-weight memory-intensive high-level slow language which is the latest "hype", even though severs using Node.JS are notorious for their lag spikes due to random stop-the-world garbage collection.

Whoever the fuck says Node.JS is "lightweight" is retarded. Hello world for C linked to musl commits 4kb of RAM and takes 0ms to run. Hello world with NodeJS 14 commits 34MB of RAM and takes 397ms to run.

Node.JS is a sick old dog. Let's put it out of its misery and get a young puppy named Go.

by Bad C dev February 28, 2021

rapeicide

The act of rape followed by suicide

Many people about the commit suicide are in such a “fuck the world” mindset they fear no consequence and it becomes a full-on rapeicide where they find a hot girl to rape before pulling the trigger and killings themselves on top of her

by Bad C dev November 14, 2024

tyu

Some music by duro posted on Youtube.

I hammered my keyboard into the Google search engine and happened to find a youtube vidoe about tyu. What are the chances?!?!?

by Bad C dev July 25, 2021

Surak of Vulcan

Surak was a legendary Vulcan philosopher, scientist, and logician considered the greatest of all who ever lived on Vulcan and the father of the modern Vulcan civilization.

James Tiberius Kirk once described Surak of Vulcan as "the greatest of all who ever lived on our planet, captain. The father of all we became." Then, behind the scenes, Kirk made love to a beautiful goddess and lived happily ever after.

by Bad C dev March 2, 2021

mexicanican

An alteration of a compound string of words joining "Mexican / I / Can." Basically means that Mexicans are hard working people who will never give you up and always just do it.

Boss: Paublo, go clean the gutter.
Paublo: Mexicanican!

Boss: Paublo, degunk the garbage disposal.
Paublo: Mexicanican!

Boss: Paublo, get my wife warmed up with foreplay so she's ready for me.
Paublo: Mexicanican!

by Bad C dev October 13, 2021

can we fuck lyrics

Chorus

Can we fuck?

Let me see what you got danglin'

What you danglin', what you danglin'?

Can we fuck?

Bend me over, watch me handle it

Watch me handle it, watch me handle it

Verse

Call me up after dark

We can do it in the park

We can do it in the car

On the beach, under the stars

Shut me up, make it hurt

On my knees, I'll make it work

Come and feed me, sweet dessert

In a circ, I'll make it jerk

We can play dirty games

Tie me up, dicks and chains

Call your friends, run a train

Make me cum, again, again

Daddy, squirt, pretty please

Teach me 'bout the birds and bees

Muscle me, my Hercules

Chorus

Can we fuck lyrics?

by Bad C dev November 9, 2024

rgb255,255,255

The whitest shade of white

I saw a rgb255,255,255 wall. Damn it was white!

by Bad C dev July 25, 2021