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What I keep muttering in my head over and over and can’t stop thinking. this phase doesn’t have any meaning; it’s an incessant noise always going off in my head.
Me: What do I want for breakfast this morning?
My head: Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light!
My head: Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light!
by Bad C dev October 31, 2022
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Truly, big breasted Jewish women are tribal bioweapons if imagination of them can seduce an anti-Semite to spend countless hours researching and categorizing their naked bodies into The Seductive Jewess blog at seductivejewess7 dot com
by Bad C dev October 31, 2022
Get the The Seductive Jewess mug.Jake: When I fall over, I jump over!
Richard: Hip, hip, hooray!
Jake: *jumps over the edge of the bridge and makes intimate sexual contact between the atoms of his body and the concrete 200ft below*
Richard: Hip, hip, hooray!
Richard: Hip, hip, hooray!
Jake: *jumps over the edge of the bridge and makes intimate sexual contact between the atoms of his body and the concrete 200ft below*
Richard: Hip, hip, hooray!
by Bad C dev August 14, 2022
Get the When I fall over, I jump over mug.Cringy and on-point redditure used only in the most apt of circumstances to convey agreement and harmony between your fellow educated reddit people.
The specification of "man" in this phrase alludes to the common stereotype that only white anglosaxon males use Reddit, which is provable false.
The specification of "man" in this phrase alludes to the common stereotype that only white anglosaxon males use Reddit, which is provable false.
IDrinkTooMuch7642: I don't like women often, but, when I do, I like them like I like my Android phone: fully charged and running a high-performance Linux operating system.
YouDrankTooMuch69: A fellow man of class I see.
YouDrankTooMuch69: A fellow man of class I see.
by Bad C dev August 1, 2022
Get the A fellow man of class mug.Tom: So, I recorded my incidences of masturbation over a 1 week period and discovered that I masturbate 11.4 times per day on average.
Jerry: WTF, dude? Has your mind been completely libido-engulfed? I don't think that's normal.
Tom: You have no idea, dude.
Jerry: WTF, dude? Has your mind been completely libido-engulfed? I don't think that's normal.
Tom: You have no idea, dude.
by Bad C dev August 1, 2022
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Working on Farpa has made me proud to work at DARPA.
Now we can weaponize any animal to produce burps that smell like farts, which gives a strategic advantage on the secret battlefield.
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by Bad C dev August 1, 2022
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It's like mental gymnastics except that logic gets thrown out the window in favor of law and justice.
Commonly paired with the analogy of comparing a court room to a three ring circus.
It's like mental gymnastics except that logic gets thrown out the window in favor of law and justice.
Commonly paired with the analogy of comparing a court room to a three ring circus.
Freelancer: I am concerned about the implications of my work on this project impacting the eligibility of the company to transfer the copyright of this software to the Free Software Foundation for solidification of the GPL license by virtue of my contributions making me a contributor to this project and a stakeholder in the copyright.
Boss: You are being employed by the company and acting on behalf of the company as you develop the software, so your contributions are actually the company contributing to itself, depriving you of any stakeholding. As for the separate git repo you are developing as a subproject, an independently functional subproject does not automatically become its own entity. This git repo separates the code solely to make the project easier to manage and does not constitute an intellectually independent work; instead, this subject and the larger project are together one piece of software. Moreover, the company has not authorized you to accept contributions from yourself, which prevents any possible contamination of the copyright.
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Boss: You are being employed by the company and acting on behalf of the company as you develop the software, so your contributions are actually the company contributing to itself, depriving you of any stakeholding. As for the separate git repo you are developing as a subproject, an independently functional subproject does not automatically become its own entity. This git repo separates the code solely to make the project easier to manage and does not constitute an intellectually independent work; instead, this subject and the larger project are together one piece of software. Moreover, the company has not authorized you to accept contributions from yourself, which prevents any possible contamination of the copyright.
Freelancer: Thank you for your insights. I am glad to hear your thorough evaluation and legal gymnastics of this project to develop remote-controlled vibrator software to pleasure beautiful hot sexy women everywhere anytime they want a hit of dopamine right in their wet lush pussy.
by Bad C dev August 1, 2022
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