All American Shit

A recent study suggests that although many Americans appear nice on the outside, they are secretly self-centered porn-addicted eco-oblivious entitled rapists who love nothing more than to buy an expensive car and jack off in it. The blacks? No, actually they're innocent. I was mostly referring to the middle to upper-class white gents who are so detached from reality that they shield their innocent cock-sucking porn-watching girl-stalking teenagers from watching harmless entertainment like South Park.

Today, I got a talking to by an All American Shit. As soon as I realized the situation, I tried to walk away, but I'm black, so I got lynched and, when the police showed up, they participated in the lynching and cheered it on. Fuck America, land of the free and home of the entitled jackasses.

by Bad C dev February 27, 2021

k-gor-in-ajay-ajay-uhr-raun

Tribal ritual dance hymn I can’t get out my head going on and on over and over out my mind. Every word is a painful death dagger stabbing my brain

KILL ME NOW! 🙏🏻🥺🙏🏻 KILL ME NOW!

k-gor-in-ajay-ajay-uhr-raun— k-gor-in-ajay-ajay-uhr-raun— k-gor-in-ajay-ajay-uhr-raun— k-gor-in-ajay-ajay-uhr-raun— k-gor-in-ajay-ajay-uhr-raun— k-gor-in-ajay-ajay-uhr-raun— k-gor-in-ajay-ajay-uhr-raun— k-gor-in-ajay-ajay-uhr-raun—k-gor-in-ajay-ajay-uhr-raun— k-gor-in-ajay-ajay-uhr-raun— k-gor-in-ajay-ajay-uhr-raun— k-gor-in-ajay-ajay-uhr-raun— k-gor-in-ajay-ajay-uhr-raun— k-gor-in-ajay-ajay-uhr-raun— k-gor-in-ajay-ajay-uhr-raun— k-gor-in-ajay-ajay-uhr-raun—PLEASE KILL ME!

by Bad C dev November 18, 2024

leather wallet

A wallet made out of leather. What did you expect?

It felt good ejaculating into my leather wallet as a tribute to the photo of my deceased wife, whose picture I have in there.

by Bad C dev July 25, 2021

sexual shortcomings

A fancy polite way of saying that a man has a tiny little dick and will never be able to satisfy a woman if for no other reason than that he can’t get very far inside her.

Brenda: Why happened with you and Tom?
Charlotte: Tom has some…well…sexual shortcomings.
Brenda: let me fix that for you.
**Brenda and Charlotte make out and have hot lesbian sex**

by Bad C dev November 19, 2022

slavv

slav with a double v. It's like a slav but twice as slavish.

Me: dude that guy looks like a total slav
His friend: nah, he's a slavv
Me: :O

by Bad C dev July 21, 2021

Fucktrek

A long, perilously, and courageous journey whose mission statement is "To boldly fuck where no man has fucked before"

John: I heard HBO is producing a new Startrek series
Robert: In other news, OBH is producing a new season of Fucktrek

by Bad C dev September 29, 2021

piscina

A Node.JS multithreading library

Node.JS had poor performance so I threw piscina into the mix and now the terrible performance is offset by the utilization of all cores, which makes the software run better, even through just opening the software makes the fans whine.

by Bad C dev July 22, 2021