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Smoke weed I did

Part of a poem by a Dr Zeus wanna-be
by Bad C dev July 25, 2021
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We make toys

A phrase commonly spoken at Santa's toy shops
Elves: "We make toys!"
Santa: Shut the fuck up! I'm trying to sleep here!
by Bad C dev July 25, 2021
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unsigned int

The word size on a computer. Basically the size of the largest number that can be added/subtracted at one time on a processor. In the x86-64, however, an int stayed the same size as in the x86.
x86 has a word size of 32, and x86-64 has unsigned ints with a size of 32 (wtf?)
by Bad C dev March 2, 2021
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libido-engulfed

When you are consumed by an insatiable appetite for sex/masturbation 24/7 x365.2425 days a year.
Tom: So, I recorded my incidences of masturbation over a 1 week period and discovered that I masturbate 11.4 times per day on average.

Jerry: WTF, dude? Has your mind been completely libido-engulfed? I don't think that's normal.

Tom: You have no idea, dude.
by Bad C dev August 1, 2022
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unsigned short

Two unsigned short had sex and multiplied into an unsigned int.
by Bad C dev March 2, 2021
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4999

* The number right before 5,000.
* An odd number.
* The 669th prime number.
* Cannot be written as the sum of three squares.
* 2^3+5^4-1 = 4999
* MMMMCMXCIX in Roman Numerals
Teacher: What is 4999 times 21?
Student: Fuck you! Couldn't you just give me 5,000 times 21, which is 105,000?
Teacher: No, you are retarded. And, retarded students must work extra hard.
Student: It's not my fault that I spend most of my days high up on a cloud.
Teacher: It's okay. I'm high right now, too, so I feel you. Here, take this A+ for the class as I sympathize with your struggles.
by Bad C dev February 27, 2021
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developer.mozilla.org

Best JavaScript API reference guide for developers.
developer.mozilla.org is the best. Yes, it used to be a lot better when anyone could post whatever they wanted and didn't have to go through a painful github process to make minor edits, but developer.mozilla.org is still pretty good.
by Bad C dev July 25, 2021
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