Bad C dev's definitions

sexy brunette

Maria Tara Ryabushkina

Example of sexy brunette: tinyurl.com/ywsmfpaw

by Bad C dev March 9, 2022

spockgirl

Alternate universe female version of Spock. Very wise and very hot.

Spockgirl is at it again! Flashing her pussy at the guards to distract them while Captain Kurk sneaks by to hop in bed with the princess.

by Bad C dev March 9, 2022

the big swipe

When you ejaculate with one big swipe of your hand across the Pudendal nerve.

After getting my car engine revved up and ready to go, the big swipe ended everything. What a way to go!

by Bad C dev March 10, 2022

neck snap

When you fling your body forwards but your head doesn't cooperate. In order for something to be a true neck snap, the actual snap must be accompanied by an audible popping sound.

Dude!, that car accident gave me a total neck snap!

That bitch tossed me around the bed and gave me a really bad neck snap.

That wooden roller coaster ride gave me the neck snap! My neck has been sore for weeks.

That old guy tripped on the sidewalk and popped a disk. What a neck snap!

by Bad C dev March 10, 2022

redfuck

When you get railed by RedHat

Joe: I paid $8,000 for RHLS and used it for less than 30 hours.
Mary: Joe, you just done got redfucked.
Joe: Can we have sex to commiserate?
Mary: You read my mind

by Bad C dev March 16, 2022

fuck you, me

What I keep thinking over and over ‘till I’m out of my mind.

I repetitively think to myself,“fuck you, me.”

I hate myself and what I have become, so fuck you, myself!

by Bad C dev March 28, 2022

fucknvidia

Fuck Nvidia!

Once upon a time, Linus Torvalds journyed out into the woods, where he stood upon a rock at the edge of a precipice. There, upon this rock, with the full moon high in the night sky, he stuck up his glorious middle finger in utter indignation and howled at the top of his massive lungs, "FUCKNVIDIA!!!" Thus is the scripture that we proclaim.

by Bad C dev January 27, 2022