bestgasm

I was furiously masterbating beside my shemale fwb and she jumped on my dick and sucked it all out as I intensely moaned and squeezed her hand and afterwards I jumped on her and kissed her all over. That was the bestgasm I ever had
by Bad C dev May 06, 2024
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I am a Sexaholic

Let my progressive victory over lust be in the glory and name of my God in heaven.
I am a Sexaholic and religion helps me cope bro
by Bad C dev April 13, 2023
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Office WINE

Running Microsoft office on WINE (WINE Is Not An Emulator) on a *nix, typically on a self-hosted “cloud” you set up in your basement. CrossOver uses WINE, so it would also count. Office WINE typically arrives in rectangular shaped package boxes delivered from a nearby CDN by your friendly neighborhood package manager.
Dude, I love WINE so much! Pouring it in an easy no-spill cup of Linux Mint makes for some pretty good Office WINE.
by Bad C dev February 27, 2021
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I love to shit on

You :)😘🥰😍
by Bad C dev November 06, 2024
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sexclusion principle

When determining where to place electrons in atoms, three rules are generally used: the Pauli exclusion principle, the Aufbau principle, and Hund's rule. The Pauli exclusion principle, from which the pun is derived, states that no two electrons (or indeed any fermion) can occupy the same atomic state. Therefore, any electron orbital is limited to two electrons: one with a spin, and the other with a − spin. The Aufbau principle states that lower energy orbitals are occupied previous to high energy orbitals. Hund's rule states that electrons will try to fill orbitals individually, and only pair up when every orbital has a lone electron in it.

In the comic, electrons are being equated to people, and rooms (or couches) are equated to orbitals. The reverse of Hund's rule is then followed: people will try to pair up in a room first, and only when all the couples have done so will rooms be allocated to single people. The Pauli exclusion principle here means that only two people can occupy a room at a time (should those people be romantically involved). The Aufbau principle therefore means that more restful rooms are filled previous to less restful rooms.

The title text jokes about drunken party-goers, who ignore the Pauli principle perhaps out of inebriation. They then end up partying and sleeping together with many people in the living room, leaving the roommate stuck in the third desirable location, the hall lounge.
See xkcd.com/658/ for visual diagram of Pauli's Sexclusion Principle
by Bad C dev September 20, 2021
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dpkg

One of the few things elegant enough to escape the wrath of Linus Torvalds, dpkg is beautiful, simplistic, and self-contained. It does one thing and just one thing and that thing is installing/uninstalling packages. It works great in pipes, and its the epitome of good UNIX design principles.
I love dpkg except when it doesn't work, so I use aptitude which does a million things and does half of them correctly. Ah the joys of Linux.
by Bad C dev March 04, 2021
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the big swipe

When you ejaculate with one big swipe of your hand across the Pudendal nerve.
After getting my car engine revved up and ready to go, the big swipe ended everything. What a way to go!
by Bad C dev March 10, 2022
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