BaconMastert's definitions

ruiner of lives

A person that loves to ruin the lives of others. Making an intricate plan to destroy someones life for little or no reason at any cost.

The ruiner of lives chooses a victim and vows to destroy him.

by BaconMastert September 23, 2016

Prejection

When a girl rejects you before you even have a chance to speak to her or when a girl you don't like rejects you because she's full of herself and she thinks she's god's gift to men.

I don't appreciate your prejection because I don't like you and you shouldn't preject anyone else because its rude and unnecessary

by BaconMastert September 19, 2016

pornnoying

An annoying pornographic video that isn't worth watching.

This video is pornnoying and I do not want to watch it.

by BaconMastert September 20, 2016

Jacqueline

Jacqueline,

please don't take my money,

please don't pound my friends or anyone that looks like me.

Don't come to my house unannounced,

I'm sorry I like you and I'm not good enough
If you hate please don't ruin my life
There is no comparison to Jacqueline
Don't prove that you hate me
I will take your word for it

I hope that Jacqueline won't ruin my life because she'd rather bang my friend.

by BaconMastert September 21, 2016

tard smile

Looking retarded when you smile.

That girl has a tard smile.

by BaconMastert September 23, 2016

megaslut

A megaslut is sluttier than the average slut. She is proud to be a slut and loves at the chance to prove how slutty she is. Her eagerness to jump on a dick is unequaled and she sucks dick like a champion. A megaslut memorizes the kama sutra and can fuck in all positions. One night with a megaslut and you will feel like a new man. If you enjoy the megaslut, tell your friends and she'd be happy to get their rocks off too.

Sex with a megaslut can be addicting and will have you wanting to come back for more. She will rock your world, but remember you can't keep her all to yourself, she has many cocks to please!

by BaconMastert September 21, 2016

tentsession

Someone who is obsessed with being anti-tent. They hate tents and they don't want anyone else to like tents. Its best not to bring up tents with a tentsessionist, unless you want a 3 hour long lecture on why you shouldn't like tents.

I don't give a crap about tents and you can't convert me to your tentsession movement.

by BaconMastert September 20, 2016