BaconMastert's definitions

megaslut

A megaslut is sluttier than the average slut. She is proud to be a slut and loves at the chance to prove how slutty she is. Her eagerness to jump on a dick is unequaled and she sucks dick like a champion. A megaslut memorizes the kama sutra and can fuck in all positions. One night with a megaslut and you will feel like a new man. If you enjoy the megaslut, tell your friends and she'd be happy to get their rocks off too.

Sex with a megaslut can be addicting and will have you wanting to come back for more. She will rock your world, but remember you can't keep her all to yourself, she has many cocks to please!

by BaconMastert September 21, 2016

knocking etiquette

The act of knocking on someones door before you enter their home. When no doorbell is present it is common courtesy to knock on someones door first, then allow them and greet you before you enter their home. Barging into a persons home is considered rude and disrespectful.

With the exception of douche bags, most people always practice proper knocking etiquette.

by BaconMastert November 21, 2016

hazina

Ruiner of lives, fucker of friends, invader of homes, porn trash gang member, russian, likes men that wear jean shorts, professional butt pictures, moral retard, tard smiler, incapable of honesty, leg spreading point prover, slutty and proud, liar and denier, tent's bane

hazina is a not a very nice young lady

by BaconMastert October 3, 2016

Porngreement

An agreement among a porn stars or a porn site. A porn site is like a proud family of good looking over confident compulsive liars. They are important and their opinion means something because they are attractive. When they agree on something, they stand together even if they are wrong or the issue is pointless or insignificant. Outsiders are not allowed to voice their opinion, even if the issue is about them. Porngreements are held in strict confidence among the porn stars, people not in the porn family are not allowed to know what is said and will be lied to if they ask any questions.

The porn site came to a porngreement that he is unworthy and we will have fun at his expense.

by BaconMastert September 23, 2016

antiruditude

Disliking people that are rude for no reason. Politely telling rude people how rude they are when they display rude behavior and suggesting they be less rude because being polite is better.

Antiruditude dudes prefer polite women, learn some manners or you might get yelled at by a antirude dude in a bad mood.

by BaconMastert September 19, 2016

Pornpology

When a porn star apologizes for doing something wrong.

They issued a pornpology for ruining his life

by BaconMastert October 2, 2016

Pornspiracy

When a porn site conspires against someone they have chosen not to like. The rules of privacy one would expect on a porn site do not apply to the chosen victim. They begin Insulting him and plotting to do weird shit to annoy the unlucky bastard. It may seem like only a porn site, but if you are deemed unworthy to chat with the naked women you will suffer a horrible fate.

Pornspiracy can happen when porn trash losers take their porn site way too seriously.

by BaconMastert September 20, 2016