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tentsession

Someone who is obsessed with being anti-tent. They hate tents and they don't want anyone else to like tents. Its best not to bring up tents with a tentsessionist, unless you want a 3 hour long lecture on why you shouldn't like tents.
I don't give a crap about tents and you can't convert me to your tentsession movement.
by BaconMastert September 20, 2016
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megaslut

A megaslut is sluttier than the average slut. She is proud to be a slut and loves at the chance to prove how slutty she is. Her eagerness to jump on a dick is unequaled and she sucks dick like a champion. A megaslut memorizes the kama sutra and can fuck in all positions. One night with a megaslut and you will feel like a new man. If you enjoy the megaslut, tell your friends and she'd be happy to get their rocks off too.
Sex with a megaslut can be addicting and will have you wanting to come back for more. She will rock your world, but remember you can't keep her all to yourself, she has many cocks to please!
by BaconMastert September 21, 2016
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Hot Studly Porn Muffin

This guy is super hot with a huge dong. He is amazing with women and has gorgeous eyes. I decided to make a word for him on UD because he is so super cool. I rode him and he pounded my ass last night. I came 3 times.

Every girl would be lucky to have a hot studly porn muffin.
Hot Studly Porn Muffin guys get to pound really hot chicks.
by BaconMastert September 20, 2016
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pornapotamus

A porn star dressed as a hippo. It is a weird and uncommon fetish.
I have never seen a pornapotamus because I'm not into that kind of thing.
by BaconMastert September 20, 2016
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Friend Fucker Philosophy

The idea that in order to reject someone you must fuck one of their friends, preferably in the rejectee's house. It helps if your friends assist you in finding a suitable and willing candidate. Once a candidate is found, approach him and explain that you need to have sex with him in order to make his friend leave you alone. Exaggerate about how much his friend is obsessed with you and tell him he can do anything he wants to you. If he accepts the offer proceed to behind closed doors and Fuck the Friend.
The Friend Fucker Philosophy is very effective, but should not be used to often. It is very slutty behavior and should only be used in extreme circumstances.
by BaconMastert September 21, 2016
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Extermination Allowance

Allocating funds to destroy the life of an individual. Using money, connections, manpower, and knowledge of any weakness to ruin someone. The more resources at your disposal the more elaborate the plan can be to destroy a life. Teamwork and dedication to the cause also plays a part, facing blatant cruelty and being severely outnumbered will cause a single person to feel hopeless and afraid. How the money is spent depends upon several factors. How cruel is the life ruiner? Is he willing to break the law or exploit any vulnerabilities the intended victim may have? Cutting off any support system that the victim has, turning family and friends against him so he will be alone in his suffering. Psychologically torturing him to the point that you crush his confidence and kill his self esteem will cause his life to be miserable and leave him with no hope of recovering.
The higher your Extermination Allowance, the more pain and suffering you can cause.
by BaconMastert November 22, 2016
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Hatredbond

When people bond over the hatred of an individual. A mutual agreement to hate someone can bring people closer together. The reason for hatred is irrelevant or their may not even be a reason, simply hating for the sake of hating can form a Hatredbond between a group of peoples. Recruiting more people into your Hatredbond creates a sense of belonging, you become a part of something.
Our Hatredbond grew strong as more people began to hate along with us. Join us and you will know the true meaning of senseless hate.
by BaconMastert September 20, 2016
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