BaconMastert's definitions

Pornjected

To be rejected by a porn star and have your privacy betrayed by her porn site. They will talk about you behind your back and will lie to you about whats happening and cover up for the porn star even though it is wrong.

Getting pornjected is frustrating because only your privacy has been invaded and nobody will tell you the truth.

by BaconMastert September 23, 2016

Jacqueline

Jacqueline,

please don't take my money,

please don't pound my friends or anyone that looks like me.

Don't come to my house unannounced,

I'm sorry I like you and I'm not good enough
If you hate please don't ruin my life
There is no comparison to Jacqueline
Don't prove that you hate me
I will take your word for it

I hope that Jacqueline won't ruin my life because she'd rather bang my friend.

by BaconMastert September 21, 2016

knocking etiquette

The act of knocking on someones door before you enter their home. When no doorbell is present it is common courtesy to knock on someones door first, then allow them and greet you before you enter their home. Barging into a persons home is considered rude and disrespectful.

With the exception of douche bags, most people always practice proper knocking etiquette.

by BaconMastert November 21, 2016

Porngreement

An agreement among a porn stars or a porn site. A porn site is like a proud family of good looking over confident compulsive liars. They are important and their opinion means something because they are attractive. When they agree on something, they stand together even if they are wrong or the issue is pointless or insignificant. Outsiders are not allowed to voice their opinion, even if the issue is about them. Porngreements are held in strict confidence among the porn stars, people not in the porn family are not allowed to know what is said and will be lied to if they ask any questions.

The porn site came to a porngreement that he is unworthy and we will have fun at his expense.

by BaconMastert September 23, 2016

antiruditude

Disliking people that are rude for no reason. Politely telling rude people how rude they are when they display rude behavior and suggesting they be less rude because being polite is better.

Antiruditude dudes prefer polite women, learn some manners or you might get yelled at by a antirude dude in a bad mood.

by BaconMastert September 19, 2016

Extermination Allowance

Allocating funds to destroy the life of an individual. Using money, connections, manpower, and knowledge of any weakness to ruin someone. The more resources at your disposal the more elaborate the plan can be to destroy a life. Teamwork and dedication to the cause also plays a part, facing blatant cruelty and being severely outnumbered will cause a single person to feel hopeless and afraid. How the money is spent depends upon several factors. How cruel is the life ruiner? Is he willing to break the law or exploit any vulnerabilities the intended victim may have? Cutting off any support system that the victim has, turning family and friends against him so he will be alone in his suffering. Psychologically torturing him to the point that you crush his confidence and kill his self esteem will cause his life to be miserable and leave him with no hope of recovering.

The higher your Extermination Allowance, the more pain and suffering you can cause.

by BaconMastert November 22, 2016

Hatredbond

When people bond over the hatred of an individual. A mutual agreement to hate someone can bring people closer together. The reason for hatred is irrelevant or their may not even be a reason, simply hating for the sake of hating can form a Hatredbond between a group of peoples. Recruiting more people into your Hatredbond creates a sense of belonging, you become a part of something.

Our Hatredbond grew strong as more people began to hate along with us. Join us and you will know the true meaning of senseless hate.

by BaconMastert September 20, 2016