BaconMastert's definitions

vaginal vengeance

Using your vagina to get revenge on someone that has wronged you. Other than physical violence, fucking someone to make get back at them is the best form of revenge. Did your boyfriend cheat on you? Does some loser think he has a chance with you? Are you a porn star that needs to prove a point? Are you a huge slut thats willing to spread your legs to prove a point? Vaginal Vengeance satisfies the man you screw and your need for revenge at the same time. If you don't like someone, fuck someone to make them feel bad.

Committing an act of vaginal vengeance is the best way to get back at someone.

Girl: I want to fuck you to piss someone off
Random Guy: Sure! Who am I to turn down a random hot chicks offer for sex!

by BaconMastert October 3, 2016

hazina

Ruiner of lives, fucker of friends, invader of homes, porn trash gang member, russian, likes men that wear jean shorts, professional butt pictures, moral retard, tard smiler, incapable of honesty, leg spreading point prover, slutty and proud, liar and denier, tent's bane

hazina is a not a very nice young lady

by BaconMastert October 3, 2016

Pornpology

When a porn star apologizes for doing something wrong.

They issued a pornpology for ruining his life

by BaconMastert October 2, 2016

Home Pornvasion

Having your home invaded by a porn star without warning. If a porn star invades your home it is usually to prove a point. Even if you don't understand what the hell she is trying to prove, in her mind their is a reason behind the home invasion. The sort of person that would do something like this is probably crazy and asking for an explanation wouldn't do any good. If you ask questions and people cover up for the porn star they are lying porn trash bastards and will lie about everything even if they know its wrong. Even if you might be in danger they still won't do anything or tell the truth. A persons safety is much more important than a porn stars privacy.

It sucks to be the victim of a Home Pornvasion

by BaconMastert September 24, 2016

Porn Star Protector

A person that defends the honor of a porn star against any who would oppose her. Standing up for a woman that makes porn is an honorable and necessary act of selflessness. It is unclear what they need protection from, but they can rest assured that they are protected. A Porn Star Protector makes the porn star feel safe and secure so they can stay focused and perform to the best of their ability. Creating a safe environment to make pornography before the naughtiness begins is essential. Practicing good porn safety leads to the porn stars feeling more comfortable and results in a better sexual performance.

I want to be a porn star protector.

by BaconMastert September 24, 2016

porn logic

Using sex to express feelings or opinion. Spreading your legs to prove the point. Why waste time talking about a problem or explaining yourself when fucking someone is much easier and more fun! Or if you can't make up your mind about something, just fuck someone instead! Reject the losers by fucking their friends, its fun to make the losers feel bad! You are a hot porn star you can fuck whoever you want! The Porn Logic solution to any problem is to have sex, fuck the problem away!

You don't need to explain yourself or have a reason for doing things, use Porn Logic instead!

by BaconMastert September 24, 2016

name insult definitions

Creating a definition using a name or random word to insult someone. Insulting definitions are usually a name and consist of insulting words or comments about the person who's name is the definition. I don't like "insert name here" and these are the reasons why. The problem with name definitions is that there may be multiple definitions for the name and the person you are trying to insult will not be able to know which definition is yours, and even if you don't like said person it is doubtful other people will read your listing and say to themselves "Hey, if he doesn't like that guy I shouldn't either". Writing name definitions to insult someone is an ineffective method of letting someone know you don't like them.

I don't like people that make name insult definitions, if you don't like someone that I don't know why should I care. Insult the person with your friends or people that actually know who it is you are talking about.

by BaconMastert September 23, 2016