Definitions by BaconMastert
Pornpology
When a porn star apologizes to someone because they hurt their feelings. Porn stars are superior to non porn stars and their porn star status grants them certain privileges and behavioral rights. Despite their superior ways, porn stars have been known, albeit rarely, to make mistakes. The pornographic superhumans commitment to their calling in life can lead them to act before thinking, forgetting that their actions might have a negative impact on a non porn individual or repercussions to society in general. When they realize they have made a mistake they come back to Earth with the rest of us and admit that what they did was wrong. An apology is issued to the non porn individual, peace in the universe is restored and the porn star resumes their naked duties to mankind.
Pornpology by BaconMastert October 3, 2016
vaginal vengeance
Using your vagina to get revenge on someone that has wronged you. Other than physical violence, fucking someone to make get back at them is the best form of revenge. Did your boyfriend cheat on you? Does some loser think he has a chance with you? Are you a porn star that needs to prove a point? Are you a huge slut thats willing to spread your legs to prove a point? Vaginal Vengeance satisfies the man you screw and your need for revenge at the same time. If you don't like someone, fuck someone to make them feel bad.
Committing an act of vaginal vengeance is the best way to get back at someone.
Girl: I want to fuck you to piss someone off
Random Guy: Sure! Who am I to turn down a random hot chicks offer for sex!
Girl: I want to fuck you to piss someone off
Random Guy: Sure! Who am I to turn down a random hot chicks offer for sex!
vaginal vengeance by BaconMastert October 3, 2016
Porn Star Protector
A person that defends the honor of a porn star against any who would oppose her. Standing up for a woman that makes porn is an honorable and necessary act of selflessness. It is unclear what they need protection from, but they can rest assured that they are protected. A Porn Star Protector makes the porn star feel safe and secure so they can stay focused and perform to the best of their ability. Creating a safe environment to make pornography before the naughtiness begins is essential. Practicing good porn safety leads to the porn stars feeling more comfortable and results in a better sexual performance.
Porn Star Protector by BaconMastert September 24, 2016
porn logic
Using sex to express feelings or opinion. Spreading your legs to prove the point. Why waste time talking about a problem or explaining yourself when fucking someone is much easier and more fun! Or if you can't make up your mind about something, just fuck someone instead! Reject the losers by fucking their friends, its fun to make the losers feel bad! You are a hot porn star you can fuck whoever you want! The Porn Logic solution to any problem is to have sex, fuck the problem away!
porn logic by BaconMastert September 24, 2016
Home Pornvasion
Having your home invaded by a porn star without warning. If a porn star invades your home it is usually to prove a point. Even if you don't understand what the hell she is trying to prove, in her mind their is a reason behind the home invasion. The sort of person that would do something like this is probably crazy and asking for an explanation wouldn't do any good. If you ask questions and people cover up for the porn star they are lying porn trash bastards and will lie about everything even if they know its wrong. Even if you might be in danger they still won't do anything or tell the truth. A persons safety is much more important than a porn stars privacy.
Home Pornvasion by BaconMastert September 24, 2016
ruiner of lives
A person that loves to ruin the lives of others. Making an intricate plan to destroy someones life for little or no reason at any cost.
ruiner of lives by BaconMastert September 23, 2016