BaconMastert's definitions

huggie wuggie

When a really hot chick hugs you it is called a huggie wuggie, and often leads to sexual intercourse. Never pass up a huggie wuggie unless you are an idiot that doesn't like to nail hot chicks. If you have never received a huggie wuggie then you are probably ugly.

Everyone loves to get a huggie wuggie because everyone loves nailing hot chicks.

by BaconMastert November 22, 2016

vaginal vengeance

Using your vagina to get revenge on someone that has wronged you. Other than physical violence, fucking someone to make get back at them is the best form of revenge. Did your boyfriend cheat on you? Does some loser think he has a chance with you? Are you a porn star that needs to prove a point? Are you a huge slut thats willing to spread your legs to prove a point? Vaginal Vengeance satisfies the man you screw and your need for revenge at the same time. If you don't like someone, fuck someone to make them feel bad.

Committing an act of vaginal vengeance is the best way to get back at someone.

Girl: I want to fuck you to piss someone off
Random Guy: Sure! Who am I to turn down a random hot chicks offer for sex!

by BaconMastert October 3, 2016

Pornrassment

Getting harassed or bullied by a porn star/porn site for little or no reason. Victims of this form of harassment are usually unable to get it to stop and the Pornrassers will go to ridiculous lengths to harass, bully, and make someones life hard. They will talk about the harassed behind his back and will lie about what they have done to the victim and will deny guilt at all costs. Pornrassment makes sense to the porn stars, but not to the person they are harassing.

Pornrassment is a rare but cruel thing porn stars do to show their dislike of someone.

by BaconMastert September 19, 2016

Morally Retarded

Someone who thinks two wrongs make a right. Moral retards are prone to making bad decisions and do not consider how their actions might affect other people. They prefer being friends with other moral retards that will assist them in their morally retarded acts. Most delight in devising cruel and unusual ways to impress their "M.R" friends by doing ignorant, senseless things to those that aren't morally retarded.

M.R: I am morally retarded and if I don't like you I will go out of my way to prove it.

Non M.R. : You do not have to prove you don't like me.

by BaconMastert September 19, 2016