39 definitions by BaconMastert
by BaconMastert September 20, 2016
Ruiner of lives, fucker of friends, invader of homes, porn trash gang member, russian, likes men that wear jean shorts, professional butt pictures, moral retard, tard smiler, incapable of honesty, leg spreading point prover, slutty and proud, liar and denier, tent's bane
by BaconMastert September 25, 2016
The act of knocking on someones door before you enter their home. When no doorbell is present it is common courtesy to knock on someones door first, then allow them and greet you before you enter their home. Barging into a persons home is considered rude and disrespectful.
by BaconMastert November 22, 2016
Someone who looks for people that look like other people and tries to convince them to work on a porn site. Nobody knows why the hell they do this, but I'm sure theres a very good reason for it. The people that spend their time finding people that look like other people are very important people.
I wish I were a Twin Porncruiter, scouring the web finding people that look like people sounds thrilling.
by BaconMastert September 20, 2016
Allocating funds to destroy the life of an individual. Using money, connections, manpower, and knowledge of any weakness to ruin someone. The more resources at your disposal the more elaborate the plan can be to destroy a life. Teamwork and dedication to the cause also plays a part, facing blatant cruelty and being severely outnumbered will cause a single person to feel hopeless and afraid. How the money is spent depends upon several factors. How cruel is the life ruiner? Is he willing to break the law or exploit any vulnerabilities the intended victim may have? Cutting off any support system that the victim has, turning family and friends against him so he will be alone in his suffering. Psychologically torturing him to the point that you crush his confidence and kill his self esteem will cause his life to be miserable and leave him with no hope of recovering.
by BaconMastert November 22, 2016
When a girl rejects you before you even have a chance to speak to her or when a girl you don't like rejects you because she's full of herself and she thinks she's god's gift to men.
I don't appreciate your prejection because I don't like you and you shouldn't preject anyone else because its rude and unnecessary
by BaconMastert September 20, 2016
When a really hot chick hugs you it is called a huggie wuggie, and often leads to sexual intercourse. Never pass up a huggie wuggie unless you are an idiot that doesn't like to nail hot chicks. If you have never received a huggie wuggie then you are probably ugly.
by BaconMastert November 23, 2016