BaconMastert's definitions

tentsession

Someone who is obsessed with being anti-tent. They hate tents and they don't want anyone else to like tents. Its best not to bring up tents with a tentsessionist, unless you want a 3 hour long lecture on why you shouldn't like tents.

I don't give a crap about tents and you can't convert me to your tentsession movement.

by BaconMastert September 20, 2016

tard smile

Looking retarded when you smile.

That girl has a tard smile.

by BaconMastert September 23, 2016

vaginal vengeance

Using your vagina to get revenge on someone that has wronged you. Other than physical violence, fucking someone to make get back at them is the best form of revenge. Did your boyfriend cheat on you? Does some loser think he has a chance with you? Are you a porn star that needs to prove a point? Are you a huge slut thats willing to spread your legs to prove a point? Vaginal Vengeance satisfies the man you screw and your need for revenge at the same time. If you don't like someone, fuck someone to make them feel bad.

Committing an act of vaginal vengeance is the best way to get back at someone.

Girl: I want to fuck you to piss someone off
Random Guy: Sure! Who am I to turn down a random hot chicks offer for sex!

by BaconMastert October 3, 2016

Overejection

When someone gets rejected so badly that they are scarred for life. The person that gets overejected feels they weren't good enough and that causes a permanent emotional state that they will never be good enough for anyone. It can also occur when someone is rejected in such a cruel way that changes their entire world view and the way they look at the opposite sex. It may be because the person that rejected you will always be the one that got away.

It is no fun to suffer an Overejection , this can be prevented by letting someone down easy, be considerate of the people you reject.

by BaconMastert September 21, 2016

huggie wuggie

When a really hot chick hugs you it is called a huggie wuggie, and often leads to sexual intercourse. Never pass up a huggie wuggie unless you are an idiot that doesn't like to nail hot chicks. If you have never received a huggie wuggie then you are probably ugly.

Everyone loves to get a huggie wuggie because everyone loves nailing hot chicks.

by BaconMastert November 22, 2016

pornnoying

An annoying pornographic video that isn't worth watching.

This video is pornnoying and I do not want to watch it.

by BaconMastert September 20, 2016

Dumbgreement

A group of individuals make a Dumgreement on a very stupid plan or decision. Whoever is in charge convinces others it is a good idea. Blindly following the genius who thought of the idea even though it is stupid, a moron mob forms and carries out his plan. The plan backfires, unforeseen repercussions piss a lot of people off and the moron mob makes another dumgreement and decide the best thing to do is deny involvement and lie about everything.

If you make a Dumbgreement before thinking it through bad things will happen, be prepared to cover up your stupid plan.

Don't make Dumbgreements, The Nazis made a Dumbgreement and look what happened,

by BaconMastert September 20, 2016