Friend Fucker Philosophy

The idea that in order to reject someone you must fuck one of their friends, preferably in the rejectee's house. It helps if your friends assist you in finding a suitable and willing candidate. Once a candidate is found, approach him and explain that you need to have sex with him in order to make his friend leave you alone. Exaggerate about how much his friend is obsessed with you and tell him he can do anything he wants to you. If he accepts the offer proceed to behind closed doors and Fuck the Friend.

The Friend Fucker Philosophy is very effective, but should not be used to often. It is very slutty behavior and should only be used in extreme circumstances.

by BaconMastert September 21, 2016

pornapotamus

A porn star dressed as a hippo. It is a weird and uncommon fetish.

I have never seen a pornapotamus because I'm not into that kind of thing.

by BaconMastert September 20, 2016

butthole birthcontrol

Using anal sex instead of vaginal sex to act as a form of birth control. Lubrication is necessary in most cases as is convincing a woman to use this form of birth control, but there will be no butt babies and it is 99.99% effective.

Butthole birthcontrol is an effective way to prevent pregnancy.

by BaconMastert September 20, 2016

Dumbgreement

A group of individuals make a Dumgreement on a very stupid plan or decision. Whoever is in charge convinces others it is a good idea. Blindly following the genius who thought of the idea even though it is stupid, a moron mob forms and carries out his plan. The plan backfires, unforeseen repercussions piss a lot of people off and the moron mob makes another dumgreement and decide the best thing to do is deny involvement and lie about everything.

If you make a Dumbgreement before thinking it through bad things will happen, be prepared to cover up your stupid plan.

Don't make Dumbgreements, The Nazis made a Dumbgreement and look what happened,

by BaconMastert September 20, 2016

stinky blow job

Getting a blow job from someone that is taking a crap.

I enjoyed getting a stinky blow job until it was interrupted by the wiping.

by BaconMastert November 21, 2016

Rejection Commercial

Making a commercial to let a guy know that a girl doesn't want to sleep with him. It doesn't happen very often, only when necessary to prove that someone is willing to waste money to let someone know that a girl doesn't like him. This can't be done for everyone because it would be too expensive and would take up air time for normal commercials that companies need to advertise their products. If you get rejected via commercial, ask whoever is rejecting you why they decided to make a commercial about it because it is unnecessary, insulting and doesn't occur very often. Ask for the name and contact information of the person that made the commercial. You have the right to know who made the commercial and the reasoning behind it.

If you make a rejection commercial you are a rich douche bag.

by BaconMastert September 23, 2016

Pornpology

When a porn star apologizes to someone because they hurt their feelings. Porn stars are superior to non porn stars and their porn star status grants them certain privileges and behavioral rights. Despite their superior ways, porn stars have been known, albeit rarely, to make mistakes. The pornographic superhumans commitment to their calling in life can lead them to act before thinking, forgetting that their actions might have a negative impact on a non porn individual or repercussions to society in general. When they realize they have made a mistake they come back to Earth with the rest of us and admit that what they did was wrong. An apology is issued to the non porn individual, peace in the universe is restored and the porn star resumes their naked duties to mankind.

The porn star was sorry for causing world war 3, so she issued a pornpology.

by BaconMastert October 03, 2016