BaconMastert's definitions

Hatredbond

When people bond over the hatred of an individual. A mutual agreement to hate someone can bring people closer together. The reason for hatred is irrelevant or their may not even be a reason, simply hating for the sake of hating can form a Hatredbond between a group of peoples. Recruiting more people into your Hatredbond creates a sense of belonging, you become a part of something.

Our Hatredbond grew strong as more people began to hate along with us. Join us and you will know the true meaning of senseless hate.

by BaconMastert September 20, 2016

Friend Fucker Philosophy

The idea that in order to reject someone you must fuck one of their friends, preferably in the rejectee's house. It helps if your friends assist you in finding a suitable and willing candidate. Once a candidate is found, approach him and explain that you need to have sex with him in order to make his friend leave you alone. Exaggerate about how much his friend is obsessed with you and tell him he can do anything he wants to you. If he accepts the offer proceed to behind closed doors and Fuck the Friend.

The Friend Fucker Philosophy is very effective, but should not be used to often. It is very slutty behavior and should only be used in extreme circumstances.

by BaconMastert September 21, 2016

Insult Porn

Making a pornographic movie with another person to make someone jealous or insult them. Women usually request the man to make the film, but if you are a man the sluttier the women the more likely she will be willing to make an insult porn. In order to protect your identities while making the insult porn position the camera at an angle where your heads aren't view able, but you will still be recognizable to the person you intend to insult.

This man I didn't like wouldn't leave me alone, so I decided to make an insult porn with a man I preferred in order to get the point across.

by BaconMastert September 21, 2016

Overejection

When someone gets rejected so badly that they are scarred for life. The person that gets overejected feels they weren't good enough and that causes a permanent emotional state that they will never be good enough for anyone. It can also occur when someone is rejected in such a cruel way that changes their entire world view and the way they look at the opposite sex. It may be because the person that rejected you will always be the one that got away.

It is no fun to suffer an Overejection , this can be prevented by letting someone down easy, be considerate of the people you reject.

by BaconMastert September 21, 2016

megaslut

A megaslut is sluttier than the average slut. She is proud to be a slut and loves at the chance to prove how slutty she is. Her eagerness to jump on a dick is unequaled and she sucks dick like a champion. A megaslut memorizes the kama sutra and can fuck in all positions. One night with a megaslut and you will feel like a new man. If you enjoy the megaslut, tell your friends and she'd be happy to get their rocks off too.

Sex with a megaslut can be addicting and will have you wanting to come back for more. She will rock your world, but remember you can't keep her all to yourself, she has many cocks to please!

by BaconMastert September 21, 2016

Jacqueline

Jacqueline,

please don't take my money,

please don't pound my friends or anyone that looks like me.

Don't come to my house unannounced,

I'm sorry I like you and I'm not good enough
If you hate please don't ruin my life
There is no comparison to Jacqueline
Don't prove that you hate me
I will take your word for it

I hope that Jacqueline won't ruin my life because she'd rather bang my friend.

by BaconMastert September 21, 2016

name insult definitions

Creating a definition using a name or random word to insult someone. Insulting definitions are usually a name and consist of insulting words or comments about the person who's name is the definition. I don't like "insert name here" and these are the reasons why. The problem with name definitions is that there may be multiple definitions for the name and the person you are trying to insult will not be able to know which definition is yours, and even if you don't like said person it is doubtful other people will read your listing and say to themselves "Hey, if he doesn't like that guy I shouldn't either". Writing name definitions to insult someone is an ineffective method of letting someone know you don't like them.

I don't like people that make name insult definitions, if you don't like someone that I don't know why should I care. Insult the person with your friends or people that actually know who it is you are talking about.

by BaconMastert September 23, 2016