BaconMastert's definitions

pornapotamus

A porn star dressed as a hippo. It is a weird and uncommon fetish.

I have never seen a pornapotamus because I'm not into that kind of thing.

by BaconMastert September 20, 2016

Friend Fucker Philosophy

The idea that in order to reject someone you must fuck one of their friends, preferably in the rejectee's house. It helps if your friends assist you in finding a suitable and willing candidate. Once a candidate is found, approach him and explain that you need to have sex with him in order to make his friend leave you alone. Exaggerate about how much his friend is obsessed with you and tell him he can do anything he wants to you. If he accepts the offer proceed to behind closed doors and Fuck the Friend.

The Friend Fucker Philosophy is very effective, but should not be used to often. It is very slutty behavior and should only be used in extreme circumstances.

by BaconMastert September 21, 2016

Twin Porncruiter

Someone who looks for people that look like other people and tries to convince them to work on a porn site. Nobody knows why the hell they do this, but I'm sure theres a very good reason for it. The people that spend their time finding people that look like other people are very important people.

I wish I were a Twin Porncruiter, scouring the web finding people that look like people sounds thrilling.

by BaconMastert September 20, 2016

tard smile

Looking retarded when you smile.

That girl has a tard smile.

by BaconMastert September 23, 2016

Porngreement

An agreement among a porn stars or a porn site. A porn site is like a proud family of good looking over confident compulsive liars. They are important and their opinion means something because they are attractive. When they agree on something, they stand together even if they are wrong or the issue is pointless or insignificant. Outsiders are not allowed to voice their opinion, even if the issue is about them. Porngreements are held in strict confidence among the porn stars, people not in the porn family are not allowed to know what is said and will be lied to if they ask any questions.

The porn site came to a porngreement that he is unworthy and we will have fun at his expense.

by BaconMastert September 23, 2016

Hot Studly Porn Muffin

This guy is super hot with a huge dong. He is amazing with women and has gorgeous eyes. I decided to make a word for him on UD because he is so super cool. I rode him and he pounded my ass last night. I came 3 times.

Every girl would be lucky to have a hot studly porn muffin.

Hot Studly Porn Muffin guys get to pound really hot chicks.

by BaconMastert September 20, 2016

antiruditude

Disliking people that are rude for no reason. Politely telling rude people how rude they are when they display rude behavior and suggesting they be less rude because being polite is better.

Antiruditude dudes prefer polite women, learn some manners or you might get yelled at by a antirude dude in a bad mood.

by BaconMastert September 19, 2016