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When a really hot chick hugs you it is called a huggie wuggie, and often leads to sexual intercourse. Never pass up a huggie wuggie unless you are an idiot that doesn't like to nail hot chicks. If you have never received a huggie wuggie then you are probably ugly.
by BaconMastert November 22, 2016
Get the huggie wuggie mug.An agreement among a porn stars or a porn site. A porn site is like a proud family of good looking over confident compulsive liars. They are important and their opinion means something because they are attractive. When they agree on something, they stand together even if they are wrong or the issue is pointless or insignificant. Outsiders are not allowed to voice their opinion, even if the issue is about them. Porngreements are held in strict confidence among the porn stars, people not in the porn family are not allowed to know what is said and will be lied to if they ask any questions.
by BaconMastert September 23, 2016
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Antiruditude dudes prefer polite women, learn some manners or you might get yelled at by a antirude dude in a bad mood.
by BaconMastert September 19, 2016
Get the antiruditude mug.Allocating funds to destroy the life of an individual. Using money, connections, manpower, and knowledge of any weakness to ruin someone. The more resources at your disposal the more elaborate the plan can be to destroy a life. Teamwork and dedication to the cause also plays a part, facing blatant cruelty and being severely outnumbered will cause a single person to feel hopeless and afraid. How the money is spent depends upon several factors. How cruel is the life ruiner? Is he willing to break the law or exploit any vulnerabilities the intended victim may have? Cutting off any support system that the victim has, turning family and friends against him so he will be alone in his suffering. Psychologically torturing him to the point that you crush his confidence and kill his self esteem will cause his life to be miserable and leave him with no hope of recovering.
by BaconMastert November 22, 2016
Get the Extermination Allowance mug.When people bond over the hatred of an individual. A mutual agreement to hate someone can bring people closer together. The reason for hatred is irrelevant or their may not even be a reason, simply hating for the sake of hating can form a Hatredbond between a group of peoples. Recruiting more people into your Hatredbond creates a sense of belonging, you become a part of something.
Our Hatredbond grew strong as more people began to hate along with us. Join us and you will know the true meaning of senseless hate.
by BaconMastert September 20, 2016
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Get the pornapotamus mug.The idea that in order to reject someone you must fuck one of their friends, preferably in the rejectee's house. It helps if your friends assist you in finding a suitable and willing candidate. Once a candidate is found, approach him and explain that you need to have sex with him in order to make his friend leave you alone. Exaggerate about how much his friend is obsessed with you and tell him he can do anything he wants to you. If he accepts the offer proceed to behind closed doors and Fuck the Friend.
The Friend Fucker Philosophy is very effective, but should not be used to often. It is very slutty behavior and should only be used in extreme circumstances.
by BaconMastert September 21, 2016
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