BaconMastert's definitions

hazina

Ruiner of lives, fucker of friends, invader of homes, porn trash gang member, russian, likes men that wear jean shorts, professional butt pictures, moral retard, tard smiler, incapable of honesty, leg spreading point prover, slutty and proud, liar and denier, tent's bane

hazina is a not a very nice young lady

by BaconMastert October 3, 2016

knocking etiquette

The act of knocking on someones door before you enter their home. When no doorbell is present it is common courtesy to knock on someones door first, then allow them and greet you before you enter their home. Barging into a persons home is considered rude and disrespectful.

With the exception of douche bags, most people always practice proper knocking etiquette.

by BaconMastert November 21, 2016

Pornjected

To be rejected by a porn star and have your privacy betrayed by her porn site. They will talk about you behind your back and will lie to you about whats happening and cover up for the porn star even though it is wrong.

Getting pornjected is frustrating because only your privacy has been invaded and nobody will tell you the truth.

by BaconMastert September 23, 2016

pornnoying

An annoying pornographic video that isn't worth watching.

This video is pornnoying and I do not want to watch it.

by BaconMastert September 20, 2016

Psychicspy Matchmaker

When an individual with psychic ability deems the man interested in the woman insufficient and uses their ability to find a superior sexual partner, often to the dismay of the inferior suitor. There are some skeptics, but some psychics have an uncanny sense of sexual compatibility and utmost confidence in their matchmaking abilities. Although he tried his best the loser is rejected and can only watch while the victor, a man she has never met before takes her home for a vigorous night of lovemaking.

A psychicspy matchmaker is basically a glorified cock blocker that thinks he has to protect women from one man that he has decided to hate.

by BaconMastert November 22, 2016

vaginal vengeance

Using your vagina to get revenge on someone that has wronged you. Other than physical violence, fucking someone to make get back at them is the best form of revenge. Did your boyfriend cheat on you? Does some loser think he has a chance with you? Are you a porn star that needs to prove a point? Are you a huge slut thats willing to spread your legs to prove a point? Vaginal Vengeance satisfies the man you screw and your need for revenge at the same time. If you don't like someone, fuck someone to make them feel bad.

Committing an act of vaginal vengeance is the best way to get back at someone.

Girl: I want to fuck you to piss someone off
Random Guy: Sure! Who am I to turn down a random hot chicks offer for sex!

by BaconMastert October 3, 2016

huggie wuggie

When a really hot chick hugs you it is called a huggie wuggie, and often leads to sexual intercourse. Never pass up a huggie wuggie unless you are an idiot that doesn't like to nail hot chicks. If you have never received a huggie wuggie then you are probably ugly.

Everyone loves to get a huggie wuggie because everyone loves nailing hot chicks.

by BaconMastert November 22, 2016