BaconMastert's definitions

Hot Studly Porn Muffin

This guy is super hot with a huge dong. He is amazing with women and has gorgeous eyes. I decided to make a word for him on UD because he is so super cool. I rode him and he pounded my ass last night. I came 3 times.

Every girl would be lucky to have a hot studly porn muffin.

Hot Studly Porn Muffin guys get to pound really hot chicks.

by BaconMastert September 20, 2016

knocking etiquette

The act of knocking on someones door before you enter their home. When no doorbell is present it is common courtesy to knock on someones door first, then allow them and greet you before you enter their home. Barging into a persons home is considered rude and disrespectful.

With the exception of douche bags, most people always practice proper knocking etiquette.

by BaconMastert November 21, 2016

hazina

Ruiner of lives, fucker of friends, invader of homes, porn trash gang member, russian, likes men that wear jean shorts, professional butt pictures, moral retard, tard smiler, incapable of honesty, leg spreading point prover, slutty and proud, liar and denier, tent's bane

hazina is a not a very nice young lady

by BaconMastert October 3, 2016

Overejection

When someone gets rejected so badly that they are scarred for life. The person that gets overejected feels they weren't good enough and that causes a permanent emotional state that they will never be good enough for anyone. It can also occur when someone is rejected in such a cruel way that changes their entire world view and the way they look at the opposite sex. It may be because the person that rejected you will always be the one that got away.

It is no fun to suffer an Overejection , this can be prevented by letting someone down easy, be considerate of the people you reject.

by BaconMastert September 21, 2016

Jacqueline

Jacqueline,

please don't take my money,

please don't pound my friends or anyone that looks like me.

Don't come to my house unannounced,

I'm sorry I like you and I'm not good enough
If you hate please don't ruin my life
There is no comparison to Jacqueline
Don't prove that you hate me
I will take your word for it

I hope that Jacqueline won't ruin my life because she'd rather bang my friend.

by BaconMastert September 21, 2016

stinky blow job

Getting a blow job from someone that is taking a crap.

I enjoyed getting a stinky blow job until it was interrupted by the wiping.

by BaconMastert November 21, 2016

Friend Fucker Philosophy

The idea that in order to reject someone you must fuck one of their friends, preferably in the rejectee's house. It helps if your friends assist you in finding a suitable and willing candidate. Once a candidate is found, approach him and explain that you need to have sex with him in order to make his friend leave you alone. Exaggerate about how much his friend is obsessed with you and tell him he can do anything he wants to you. If he accepts the offer proceed to behind closed doors and Fuck the Friend.

The Friend Fucker Philosophy is very effective, but should not be used to often. It is very slutty behavior and should only be used in extreme circumstances.

by BaconMastert September 21, 2016