BaconMastert's definitions

Overejection

When someone gets rejected so badly that they are scarred for life. The person that gets overejected feels they weren't good enough and that causes a permanent emotional state that they will never be good enough for anyone. It can also occur when someone is rejected in such a cruel way that changes their entire world view and the way they look at the opposite sex. It may be because the person that rejected you will always be the one that got away.

It is no fun to suffer an Overejection , this can be prevented by letting someone down easy, be considerate of the people you reject.

by BaconMastert September 21, 2016

megaslut

A megaslut is sluttier than the average slut. She is proud to be a slut and loves at the chance to prove how slutty she is. Her eagerness to jump on a dick is unequaled and she sucks dick like a champion. A megaslut memorizes the kama sutra and can fuck in all positions. One night with a megaslut and you will feel like a new man. If you enjoy the megaslut, tell your friends and she'd be happy to get their rocks off too.

Sex with a megaslut can be addicting and will have you wanting to come back for more. She will rock your world, but remember you can't keep her all to yourself, she has many cocks to please!

by BaconMastert September 21, 2016

Jacqueline

Jacqueline,

please don't take my money,

please don't pound my friends or anyone that looks like me.

Don't come to my house unannounced,

I'm sorry I like you and I'm not good enough
If you hate please don't ruin my life
There is no comparison to Jacqueline
Don't prove that you hate me
I will take your word for it

I hope that Jacqueline won't ruin my life because she'd rather bang my friend.

by BaconMastert September 21, 2016

pornnoying

An annoying pornographic video that isn't worth watching.

This video is pornnoying and I do not want to watch it.

by BaconMastert September 20, 2016

pornapotamus

A porn star dressed as a hippo. It is a weird and uncommon fetish.

I have never seen a pornapotamus because I'm not into that kind of thing.

by BaconMastert September 20, 2016

tentsession

Someone who is obsessed with being anti-tent. They hate tents and they don't want anyone else to like tents. Its best not to bring up tents with a tentsessionist, unless you want a 3 hour long lecture on why you shouldn't like tents.

I don't give a crap about tents and you can't convert me to your tentsession movement.

by BaconMastert September 20, 2016

butthole birthcontrol

Using anal sex instead of vaginal sex to act as a form of birth control. Lubrication is necessary in most cases as is convincing a woman to use this form of birth control, but there will be no butt babies and it is 99.99% effective.

Butthole birthcontrol is an effective way to prevent pregnancy.

by BaconMastert September 20, 2016