BaconMastert's definitions

Prejection

When a girl rejects you before you even have a chance to speak to her or when a girl you don't like rejects you because she's full of herself and she thinks she's god's gift to men.

I don't appreciate your prejection because I don't like you and you shouldn't preject anyone else because its rude and unnecessary

by BaconMastert September 19, 2016

Twin Porncruiter

Someone who looks for people that look like other people and tries to convince them to work on a porn site. Nobody knows why the hell they do this, but I'm sure theres a very good reason for it. The people that spend their time finding people that look like other people are very important people.

I wish I were a Twin Porncruiter, scouring the web finding people that look like people sounds thrilling.

by BaconMastert September 20, 2016

butthole birthcontrol

Using anal sex instead of vaginal sex to act as a form of birth control. Lubrication is necessary in most cases as is convincing a woman to use this form of birth control, but there will be no butt babies and it is 99.99% effective.

Butthole birthcontrol is an effective way to prevent pregnancy.

by BaconMastert September 20, 2016

Dumbgreement

A group of individuals make a Dumgreement on a very stupid plan or decision. Whoever is in charge convinces others it is a good idea. Blindly following the genius who thought of the idea even though it is stupid, a moron mob forms and carries out his plan. The plan backfires, unforeseen repercussions piss a lot of people off and the moron mob makes another dumgreement and decide the best thing to do is deny involvement and lie about everything.

If you make a Dumbgreement before thinking it through bad things will happen, be prepared to cover up your stupid plan.

Don't make Dumbgreements, The Nazis made a Dumbgreement and look what happened,

by BaconMastert September 20, 2016

Home Pornvasion

Having your home invaded by a porn star without warning. If a porn star invades your home it is usually to prove a point. Even if you don't understand what the hell she is trying to prove, in her mind their is a reason behind the home invasion. The sort of person that would do something like this is probably crazy and asking for an explanation wouldn't do any good. If you ask questions and people cover up for the porn star they are lying porn trash bastards and will lie about everything even if they know its wrong. Even if you might be in danger they still won't do anything or tell the truth. A persons safety is much more important than a porn stars privacy.

It sucks to be the victim of a Home Pornvasion

by BaconMastert September 24, 2016

porn logic

Using sex to express feelings or opinion. Spreading your legs to prove the point. Why waste time talking about a problem or explaining yourself when fucking someone is much easier and more fun! Or if you can't make up your mind about something, just fuck someone instead! Reject the losers by fucking their friends, its fun to make the losers feel bad! You are a hot porn star you can fuck whoever you want! The Porn Logic solution to any problem is to have sex, fuck the problem away!

You don't need to explain yourself or have a reason for doing things, use Porn Logic instead!

by BaconMastert September 24, 2016

Porn Star Protector

A person that defends the honor of a porn star against any who would oppose her. Standing up for a woman that makes porn is an honorable and necessary act of selflessness. It is unclear what they need protection from, but they can rest assured that they are protected. A Porn Star Protector makes the porn star feel safe and secure so they can stay focused and perform to the best of their ability. Creating a safe environment to make pornography before the naughtiness begins is essential. Practicing good porn safety leads to the porn stars feeling more comfortable and results in a better sexual performance.

I want to be a porn star protector.

by BaconMastert September 24, 2016