Using anal sex instead of vaginal sex to act as a form of birth control. Lubrication is necessary in most cases as is convincing a woman to use this form of birth control, but there will be no butt babies and it is 99.99% effective.
by BaconMastert September 20, 2016
Using sex to express feelings or opinion. Spreading your legs to prove the point. Why waste time talking about a problem or explaining yourself when fucking someone is much easier and more fun! Or if you can't make up your mind about something, just fuck someone instead! Reject the losers by fucking their friends, its fun to make the losers feel bad! You are a hot porn star you can fuck whoever you want! The Porn Logic solution to any problem is to have sex, fuck the problem away!
by BaconMastert September 24, 2016
A person that loves to ruin the lives of others. Making an intricate plan to destroy someones life for little or no reason at any cost.
by BaconMastert September 23, 2016
An agreement among a porn stars or a porn site. A porn site is like a proud family of good looking over confident compulsive liars. They are important and their opinion means something because they are attractive. When they agree on something, they stand together even if they are wrong or the issue is pointless or insignificant. Outsiders are not allowed to voice their opinion, even if the issue is about them. Porngreements are held in strict confidence among the porn stars, people not in the porn family are not allowed to know what is said and will be lied to if they ask any questions.
by BaconMastert September 23, 2016
Making a pornographic movie with another person to make someone jealous or insult them. Women usually request the man to make the film, but if you are a man the sluttier the women the more likely she will be willing to make an insult porn. In order to protect your identities while making the insult porn position the camera at an angle where your heads aren't view able, but you will still be recognizable to the person you intend to insult.
This man I didn't like wouldn't leave me alone, so I decided to make an insult porn with a man I preferred in order to get the point across.
by BaconMastert September 21, 2016
Getting harassed or bullied by a porn star/porn site for little or no reason. Victims of this form of harassment are usually unable to get it to stop and the Pornrassers will go to ridiculous lengths to harass, bully, and make someones life hard. They will talk about the harassed behind his back and will lie about what they have done to the victim and will deny guilt at all costs. Pornrassment makes sense to the porn stars, but not to the person they are harassing.
by BaconMastert September 20, 2016
When an individual with psychic ability deems the man interested in the woman insufficient and uses their ability to find a superior sexual partner, often to the dismay of the inferior suitor. There are some skeptics, but some psychics have an uncanny sense of sexual compatibility and utmost confidence in their matchmaking abilities. Although he tried his best the loser is rejected and can only watch while the victor, a man she has never met before takes her home for a vigorous night of lovemaking.
A psychicspy matchmaker is basically a glorified cock blocker that thinks he has to protect women from one man that he has decided to hate.
by BaconMastert November 23, 2016