39 definitions by BaconMastert

name insult definitions

Creating a definition using a name or random word to insult someone. Insulting definitions are usually a name and consist of insulting words or comments about the person who's name is the definition. I don't like "insert name here" and these are the reasons why. The problem with name definitions is that there may be multiple definitions for the name and the person you are trying to insult will not be able to know which definition is yours, and even if you don't like said person it is doubtful other people will read your listing and say to themselves "Hey, if he doesn't like that guy I shouldn't either". Writing name definitions to insult someone is an ineffective method of letting someone know you don't like them.

I don't like people that make name insult definitions, if you don't like someone that I don't know why should I care. Insult the person with your friends or people that actually know who it is you are talking about.

by BaconMastert September 23, 2016

stickbutt

Getting a stick or some other object lodged in your rectum.

I was so bored and ended up getting stickbutt

by BaconMastert November 22, 2016

Pornpology

When a porn star apologizes for doing something wrong.

They issued a pornpology for ruining his life

by BaconMastert September 26, 2016

Pornpology

When a porn star apologizes to someone because they hurt their feelings. Porn stars are superior to non porn stars and their porn star status grants them certain privileges and behavioral rights. Despite their superior ways, porn stars have been known, albeit rarely, to make mistakes. The pornographic superhumans commitment to their calling in life can lead them to act before thinking, forgetting that their actions might have a negative impact on a non porn individual or repercussions to society in general. When they realize they have made a mistake they come back to Earth with the rest of us and admit that what they did was wrong. An apology is issued to the non porn individual, peace in the universe is restored and the porn star resumes their naked duties to mankind.

The porn star was sorry for causing world war 3, so she issued a pornpology.

by BaconMastert September 25, 2016

Porn Star Protector

A person that defends the honor of a porn star against any who would oppose her. Standing up for a woman that makes porn is an honorable and necessary act of selflessness. It is unclear what they need protection from, but they can rest assured that they are protected. A Porn Star Protector makes the porn star feel safe and secure so they can stay focused and perform to the best of their ability. Creating a safe environment to make pornography before the naughtiness begins is essential. Practicing good porn safety leads to the porn stars feeling more comfortable and results in a better sexual performance.

I want to be a porn star protector.

by BaconMastert September 24, 2016

butthole birthcontrol

Using anal sex instead of vaginal sex to act as a form of birth control. Lubrication is necessary in most cases as is convincing a woman to use this form of birth control, but there will be no butt babies and it is 99.99% effective.

Butthole birthcontrol is an effective way to prevent pregnancy.

by BaconMastert September 20, 2016

porn logic

Using sex to express feelings or opinion. Spreading your legs to prove the point. Why waste time talking about a problem or explaining yourself when fucking someone is much easier and more fun! Or if you can't make up your mind about something, just fuck someone instead! Reject the losers by fucking their friends, its fun to make the losers feel bad! You are a hot porn star you can fuck whoever you want! The Porn Logic solution to any problem is to have sex, fuck the problem away!

You don't need to explain yourself or have a reason for doing things, use Porn Logic instead!

by BaconMastert September 24, 2016