BRian's definitions

biff load

cum, spooge, man juice.

brian loves to take a biff load on his face.

by brian May 17, 2003

-.-;;

Tired or annoyed face.

"Whoa! I have a dick? Awesome!"
"-.-;;"

by Brian November 27, 2003

I'm game

Offering yourself up as bait towards crazy Russians. Often done best in the Alaskan Wilderness or on a tropical Island with a Cossack butler.

You want to hunt the most dangerous animal of them all. Well, I'm game.

by Brian April 24, 2004

Car dog

A shiesty person who has been in the car business for too long.

Don't listen to him he's just a shiesty old car dog.

by brian January 10, 2005

double salad

the smacking of two asses together

When two people are in love they kneel backend to backend and proceed to smack their asses together.

by brian January 23, 2004

hot soup

male ejaculant

bob shot hot soup in his wife's face

by brian March 24, 2003

ub3r

An expression commonly used by a 1337 h4x0r whom thinks they're text is cool, when in reality... it allows this person(s) to look like a complete dumbass!

w00t, i r ub3r 1337! (woot, i r uber leet)

by Brian March 2, 2004