BRian's definitions

the OC

the worst show ever aired on television

the OC sucks ass hardcore!

by Brian October 12, 2004

wonderdog

The Canadian Favourite

The Wonderdog is favoured.

by Brian February 24, 2003

confidants

a penis of the mindless world... dubbed with ashy pink elephants

i have confidants in lala land.

by BRIAN April 12, 2005

MILF

Mom I'd Like to Fuck.

Word made famous by the classic movie "American Pie".

Dood... Did you see that MILF walk out of Toys 'R' Us?

by Brian December 11, 2003

sportscenter

a good way to watch many sports broadcasts in 1 hour (most of the time) and get scores for the games you missed sittin on your lazy ass watching porn and wackin pole

I was too busy pleasuring myself and didn't catch Super Bowl XXXVIII. However, I watched SportsCenter and learned of the Patriots' magnificance.

by Brian February 23, 2004

taco fest

when a whole bunch of guys get together at someones house and eat a bunch of taco bell tacos until they develop explosive diarrhea

Last night we had a huge taco fest, and i crapped my pants multiple times.

by Brian October 29, 2004

jackoffable

Worth masturbating to.

The picture was totally hot, but not quite jackoffable

by Brian April 17, 2003