BRYAN's definitions

Bowl of Oatmeal

A woman's hairy genital area. Called this because, like a bowl of oatmeal, it looks all nasty but tastes good if you don't look at it. See also Oatmeal.

Sandra lifted her skirt to reveal a hearty bowl of oatmeal beneath.

by Bryan August 27, 2003

jelf

Jesus ever-living fuck

"Jelf, it's hot in here!"

by Bryan September 15, 2003

sprint

worst phone company. advertises they can find lost phones w/ a gps chip, but only 911 can do it, inless you live in CT

sprint sucks!! use a different company!

by bryan November 27, 2004

clonetard

someone who clones someone else in every aspect of life, and takes every piece of that to the extreme.

aka. John Judge

Shut up, your such a clonetard!

by bryan October 14, 2004

massachusetts

State where people cannot elect decent senators

Ted Kennedy and John Kerry...oy vey these people have to get rid of the liberalism!!!!!

by bryan November 10, 2006

Super Walmart

Its basically Walmart but bigger. Walmart is usely found in places where a lot of wffs are. To bad Walmart is coming to urban parts of NY. Super Walmart attracts more wffs than regular Walmart.

person#1:To bad they are makin Walmart to a Super Walmart.
person#2:Yeah, its ganna attract more wffs.
person#1:Maholla.

by Bryan April 24, 2005

hizzead

1. The slang term for "Head". Which means "Blow job"

2. Used by Pharrel in the song "Drop it like it's hot."

I got a "hizzead" last night.

by Bryan November 23, 2004