BRENDAN's definitions

lrf

Long Range Forecast.

What's the TWO lrf looking like for that period?

by brendan March 1, 2005

vindaloo

A blend of red chilis, tamarind and other spices such as ginger, cumin and mustard seeds. Originates from South-Central India. The title of an England football song released in '98 for the World Cup.

Where on earth are you from?
We're from England
Where you come from
Do you put the kettle on?
Kick it
Nah Nah Nah
Nah Nah Nah
Nah Nah Nah
Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah
Nah Nah Nah
Bonjour
Nah Nah Nah
Monsieur
Nah Nah Nah
Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah
Nah Nah Nah
Nah Nah Nah
Nah Nah Nah
Nah Nah Nah Nah
We're England
We're gonna score one more than you
England!
Can I introduce you please
To a lump of Cheddar Cheese
Knit one, Pearl one
Drop one, Curl one
Kick it
Nah Nah Nah
Nah Nah Nah
Nah Nah Nah
Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah
Nah Nah Nah
Nah Nah Nah
Nah Nah Nah
Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah
Nah Nah Nah
Nah Nah Nah
Nah Nah Nah
Nah Nah Nah Nah
We're England
We're gonna score one more than you
England!
Me and me Mum and me Dad and me Gran
We're off to Waterloo
Me and me Mum and me Dad and me Gran
And a bucket of Vindaloo
Bucket!
Vindaloo
Vindaloo
Vindaloo
Vindaloo
Vindaloo Nah Nah
Vindaloo
Vindaloo
Vindaloo
Vindaloo Nah Nah
Vindaloo
Vindaloo
And we all like Vindaloo
We're England
We're gonna score one more than you
England!
Nah Nah Nah
Vindaloo
Nah Nah Nah
Vindaloo
Nah Nah Nah
Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah
Nah Nah Nah
Vindaloo
Nah Nah Nah
Vindaloo
Nah Nah Nah
Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah
Vindaloo
Vindaloo
And we all like Vindaloo
We're England
We're gonna score one more than you
England!
Nah Nah Nah
Vindaloo
Nah Nah Nah
Vindaloo
Nah Nah Nah
Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah
Nah Nah Nah
Vindaloo
Nah Nah Nah
Vindaloo
Nah Nah Nah
Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah
Vindaloo
Vindaloo
And we all like Vindaloo
We're England
We're gonna score one more than you
England!!

by brendan June 12, 2004

ASD

Anti Slut Defence. A tactic so to make the slut (or not a slut as the case may be) feel less guilty after having sex.

She waited for me to make all the moves as an ASD.

by brendan May 13, 2004

Ambleside

The smallest town in the world. Has a pub, a wee cinema, a chippy and a youth hostel. Watch out for a geography group from Livingston each September staying at the YH, especially if they have taken advantage of the vodka sold locally at a mere £7. Nice place the YH, right next to a big lake. Surprisingly a decent place to be at for a while considering there is almost nothing to do!

''Let's Ambleside!''

by Brendan September 19, 2003

Moleschievious

Used to describe someone who gives off the impression that they are a pedophile, or has some other equally deviant sexual desire to molest something or someone.

Check out that guy over there hanging out in the childrens' underwear section. He's totally moleschievious.

by Brendan January 2, 2004

C9

C9 LMG (Light Machine Gun), or C9A1, is the Canadian equivalent to the M249 SAW, with a few differences. It has no heat shield, a different butt with a butt grip, and the carrying handle is slightly different. It also has a picatinny rail mount with a 3.4x Optical sight on top. It is used as a section support weapon, there are two assigned per section.

Always perform a safety precaution on your C9 before you field strip it!!

by Brendan September 19, 2004

Goudie

Goudie is a pig faced arrogent ugly smelly chick who whores herself to anything that walks. Usually hated by many.

Wow that bitch is one hell of a goudie.

by Brendan April 19, 2005