BRENDAN's definitions

freedom fries

A term that should remind you of what a loss to the USA having a president such as George W Bush is. A term used by idiots to show they are such.

Idiot 1: "I'm so stupid and ignorant and I can't stand those French bastards"
Idiot 2: "Let's go get us some FREEDOM fries matey, mwhah"

by Brendan October 10, 2003

want it bad

The state of being sexually frustrated.

"I want it bad and I think you do too...so let's get down"

by brendan September 21, 2004

CADPAT

CADPAT - Canadian Disruptive Pattern
It is a digital camoflage pattern created and used by the Canadian Army. There is CADPAT-TW (Temperate Woodland), and CADPAT-AR (Arid Regions)

It has been adopted by the Marines and made into their own pattern, Marpat. The digital pattern works very well.

CADPAT breaks up the pattern in the bush, providing better camoflage.

by Brendan October 18, 2004

JBY

Acronym 4 Just Be Yourself. - The best way NOT to pick up hotties.

Dexter: How do i find a female humanthropid that i can make sex with?
AFC: JBY man.

by brendan May 13, 2004

social engineering

the act of finding a flaw in a daily system and exploiting it to get what you want for free

getting a free refill at a fast food restraunt by drinking half of your drink then spilling it. getting a free refill

by brendan May 20, 2004

hamster dick

a very small penis, about the size of a hamster

ryan knuth has a hamster dick

by brendan February 7, 2005

my salsa

The guy version of milkshake.
What you have : a guys good looks and body.

My salsa makes all the pretty girls dance and take off their underpants.

by brendan May 6, 2004