adj. shit music - the sort of music that you can't understand why millions of people like it when it sounds like it could be made easily in a number of everyday situations (e.g. on the toilet, washing the dishes, gargling toothpaste solution etc.)
a: What did you think of them?
b: Alright
a: What does that mean? Were they "oh my god that was the best shit i've ever heard alright" or "i've heard better music from a sausage frying in a pan but they were alright."
b: Yeah I guess.
a: What? Are you even listening to me?..
by brendan July 11, 2004
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boby

slang. Also bobie - the male repreductive organ (penis). Often used in flirtatious environments.
"You wantin' some of the boby darlin'?"
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Pal

1. A good friend or mate.
2. (PAL) Personal Arse Licker
3. (PAL) Packaging Automation Limited
''He's no wan ay yer pals is he? A fuckin tramp onywy that bastar, nae doot aboot that''
by Brendan April 07, 2003
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Sheep Shagger

Someone who has sex with sheep.
''Those Aberdeen fans are all Sheep Shaggin' bastards''
by Brendan April 07, 2003
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turkey dump

When a student returning from college breaks up with their significant other from high school. So-called because it traditionally takes place over thanksgiving break, the first time most students return from college.
When Jim and Heather came home for Thanksgiving, she gave him the turkey dump.
by Brendan January 30, 2005
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McDonalds symptoms

Various symptoms of McDonalds overloading. Signs that your state of health is not good.
McStomachAche
McHeadache
McHeartburn
McCirrhosis
McTwitch
McDepression
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livi

Short for Livingston. A town in Scotland of 90,000 people most noted for a skate park, shopping complex and football team.
I've lived in Livingston for the last 14 years...there's got to be worse places right?
by brendan August 07, 2004
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