London

Capital of, and easily the largest city in the UK. Host for the 2012 Olympic Games.

At least 52 people died in the bomb attacks in London last week.

by Brendan July 13, 2005

granny dumping

the act of placing an elderly relative in a hospice or assisted living facility so that they're not your problem anymore.

"granny dumping her would make all of our lives easier. we'd only have to visit on weekends."

by brendan July 22, 2004

cet

Acronym: Central England Temperature

The CET of June is currently above average.

by brendan June 22, 2004

Cockburger

When you put your penis in between two buns and have your woman eat though the buns then suck your cock.

When u get done with the cockburger..eat the rest of the mayonaise to.LOL

by Brendan March 09, 2005

Dirt Knog

A complete moron. A person who lacks basic intelligence and social skills that are needed throughout the day.

Why are you throwing things at people, you complete dirt knog!

Stop being a dirt knog and quit playing with fire!

by Brendan October 13, 2004

joint

Chopped marijuana buds in a rolling paper accompanied with some baccy.

Wanna have a joint?
Does a bear shit in the woods?

by Brendan June 17, 2006

The Dons

Aberdeen FC

''The Dons play at Pittodrie''

by Brendan April 07, 2003