BRENDAN's definitions

raped

When you are smoking a joint and one side burns and one doesnt because of the marijuana buds not burning properly. Fixed by putting the lighter on the un-burned bit (usually associated with tobacco joints)

"stoner1" man i fuckin raped the j by accident
"stoner2" well re-light that shit"
"stoner1" aiight wheres the lighter?

by Brendan September 4, 2008

joint

Chopped marijuana buds in a rolling paper accompanied with some baccy.

Wanna have a joint?
Does a bear shit in the woods?

by Brendan June 18, 2006

wigga

a white guy that has the mind set that he is black. it is not known why they do this or why they think it is cool but most people think these peopleare complete douchebags. luckily with all the reflective jewlery and shit they wear it is easy to run them over or to spot them and give them shit. some girls find these men attractive, however they are losers who say they have banged tons of girls and in fact are still waiting on certain parts of puberty to arrive. they are all in all stupid people that need to get their head straight.

guy 1 "wow, look at that guy over there... hes such a wigga."
guy 2 "seriously... he must have terrible lighting in his house... cus when he looks in the mirror he thinks hes black."

by brendan December 28, 2005

On the whitey

Glasgow (Scotland) slang: Being sick, usually due to excessive consumption of alcohol.

David: Mind that time Joe was on the whitey?
Brendan: Hahaha, he was properly fucked, lying on the floor of that guy's bathroom!

by Brendan November 30, 2005

good typo

A typo that's kept because it inadvertantly looked good.

Shcocking!

Edit: I meant shocking, but hell, it's a good typo.

by Brendan June 7, 2005

sleep

The stuff that accumulates at the side of your eyes after a kip. You tend to get more of it if you're unwell or have been out of it for a long time.

"I've got loads of sleep in my eyes. I need to get some water to rinse it out."

by Brendan July 31, 2005

Google Earth

Similar to NASA's WorldWind, Google Earth is a program that allows you to scroll around the world and zoom in to wherever you like. A number of areas have satellite photography available to a high level of detail (you can see individual cars and stuff).

Google Earth seems to be an improvement on WorldWind because there is really high resolution imagery to a lot of areas around the world, rather than just Washington DC.

by Brendan July 31, 2005