BRANDON's definitions

caddywhompus

Refers to all that is crazy. It's kinda like a back-woods slang word.

"Throw thatlure in da' water; it'll make all da' fish go caddywhompus!"

by Brandon November 17, 2004

Shwang Shwang

sweet,kool,awesome,tight,etc.

for exampl: if sum1 sez they'v got a new g/f u kood say Shwang Shwang

by Brandon September 20, 2003

goddamn

I word used in a popular song by Lil Jon and the Eastside Boyz.

"Gon skeet skeet skeet skeet goddamn" followed by another "goddamn"

by Brandon January 5, 2004

kiss of death

When a woman you're trying to get with delivers the fatal blow, signifying her interest only to be "friends" with you. From this vicious blow there is no recovery. Once the "kiss of death" has been administered, one may as well give up on that woman.

Damn.... Adam was trying to hook up with this hottie, but just when he thought he was in, she gave him the kiss of death and now he's home jerkin' off!

by Brandon December 28, 2004

dtd

Short for "Diamond Tooth Daddy." One who gets an ugly or fat chick all worked up an ready to screw. Then once in doggy position just slips the tip in then turns around and runs out of the house never to return.

Bob slipped it in and then ran. He is the o.g. DTD.

by Brandon February 20, 2005

Snare Drum

To grab somebody, usually a person of the opposite sex, by the back of the head and press their face such that their nose is firmly sealed against your asshole. You then break wind, making a "snare drum" sensation that is pleasant for both parties.

Guy 1: Why does Cindy's have shit in her nostrils?

Guy 2: You didn't hear? We were pounding that loud-ass snare drum all night long.

Guy 1: Sweet-ass dude. I'm happy for both of you.

by Brandon March 22, 2004

Apagranox

Apagranox: The idea that someday the world will be engulfed in water, and cities will float in the air, a few hundred feet from the water. Commonly believed among the Zollitarians

"The Apagranox is going to come!!!"

by Brandon April 20, 2004