afro

A large poof of pubic-style hair resembling a large brillo pad. Usually accompanied by a "pick."
Ice Cube had a sweet Afro in that movie with that really white skinned kid who became a nazi because he had no friends.
by Brandon September 19, 2003
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Ayass

Northern pronunciation of "ass" see also Bam Margera
God! What an ayass!
by Brandon December 05, 2003
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lemonade stand

When you urinate in a girls mouth while she is giving you a blow job.
Sally was sucking my dick and I had to pee so I gave her a lemonade stand.
by Brandon August 02, 2004
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arpeggio

Its something guitarists anymore don't have skill to do , so they chunk away at thier drop tuned garbage to impress another generation of even more brainless kid guitarists.
(kid) Hey , what's that?

(me) That's an arpeggio

(kid)I wish i could do that

(me) You can , you just have to practice more than 5 minutes a day and atleast take playing the guitar a little bit serious.

(kid) But i'm a punk! I don't take anything serious
by Brandon July 19, 2004
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HOLMDEL

Holmdel is a town in New Jersey. Most people know of it only because of the PNC Bank Arts Center. Holmdel has huge houses, each with a basketball hoop even if there are no kids living in the house. While driving you'll see THE nicest cars until a random deer decides to pop out of nowhere. If you live in Holmdel you know of the following: BestBuy, the smell of skunk, how to illegally access the parkway, roadkill, the mysterious Emu one town over that are supposed to be extinct, HHS sucks, the red flashing lights on Bethany for the train don't necessarily mean stop because the damn train takes an hour to get there - but who is stupid enough to try and cross the tracks with the arms down anyway, there is a local Sears you pass by every now and then, but never go in, you've gone well over the speed limit on South Holland, and your business is everyone else's in a matter of five seconds. The best things to do in Holmdel are ... oh, that's right, nothing.
In Holmdel your best friend is boredom.
by brandon April 05, 2005
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schpadoinkle

Adj.

Desribing Something Most Wonderful And Great!
I Think I Know Preceisly What I Mean When I Say It's A Schpadoinkle Day!
by Brandon December 14, 2004
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Honda Civic

Unfortunately, one of the most popular cars among young people today. Unnecessary modifications are commonly seen on these "automobiles". If you are lucky, you just might see one on the road that doesn't have any alterations. But that is highly improbable and would lead to only two other possible reasons:

1. They are on their way to auto zone
2. They are on their way to Carmax to sell it so another poor uneducated soul can take possession of it to realize in a week the mistake they made.

It is perfectly natural to see a Civic with:
-Muffler big enough to fit a small child in (ages 1-3)
-Wing on the back so big that the U.S. Air Force sends you "preferred customer" slips in the mail every week
-Tinted windows that don't match the car's color scheme (usually installed by color blind individuals of Spanish decent)
-Fluorescent lighting underneath the car, which can be purchased at your local Ace Hardware store
-Ghost flames on the side that are done so bad it give it the effect that the car was in an accident.
-Front right tire missing the hub cap and/or spare tire
-Fake hood scoop(s)
-Neon lit windshield washer outlets
-A removed "H" emblem from the front of the car
-Missing side view mirror
-Different color bumper
-One fake spinner rim (usually located on one of the rear wheels)
-Lowered to the point so that scrapping of the pavement can draw attention
-Stock horn supplied by fisher price

Despite the uselessness of this vehicle on the road, it does provide a good number of useful attributes:
-The new energy efficient hybrids are still powered by the usual AA batteries (not included), but newly equipped with live hamsters running on hamster wheels under the hood to power the car while it sits at idle or the gas pedal is released.
-Add the mammoth muffler for a simple 5 person to a new 6-person capacity conversion
-For only $2.00 more you can add a spoiler big enough so you can cut the grass with your Honda
by Brandon May 07, 2005
mugGet the Honda Civicmug.