BRANDON's definitions

partooken

What happens when Nate tries to spell when sleep deprived.

I wish I was cool enough to partooken in that activity.

by Brandon October 10, 2003

deez nuts

Childish, but funny prank, made hilarious when you can get some gullible person to fall for it.

Person 1: Hey, you know Dee?
Person 2: Dee who?
Person 3: DEEEEEEEEEEEZ NUUUUUUUUUUUUTS!!!

by Brandon December 1, 2003

nasataw

no ass at all

yo sista got nasataw

by brandon July 18, 2003

PITA

Pain In The Ass

How's your new boss?

He's a PITA.

by Brandon March 9, 2004

fifi bag

A plastic bag filled with jell-o or warm fluid of choice. Once filled it is used to jack-off.

Hey Justin you left you fifi bag at my house.

by Brandon June 23, 2004

Reanimation

Worst. CD. Ever. Thank you Linkin Park

God, what a piece of CRAP.

by Brandon November 22, 2004

Snare Drum

To grab somebody, usually a person of the opposite sex, by the back of the head and press their face such that their nose is firmly sealed against your asshole. You then break wind, making a "snare drum" sensation that is pleasant for both parties.

Guy 1: Why does Cindy's have shit in her nostrils?

Guy 2: You didn't hear? We were pounding that loud-ass snare drum all night long.

Guy 1: Sweet-ass dude. I'm happy for both of you.

by Brandon March 22, 2004