deserts

something you eat after dinner that is sweet.

chocolate fudge, apple pie

by brandon March 04, 2005

fur diaper

(n) an extremely hairy crotch.

sue - the dude had a total fur diaper, it felt like I was sexin a bath mat.

by brandon September 03, 2003

Wally Walrus

I big fat girl

A fat blonde girl that walk like a walrus and has teeth like one a smells like on and eats fish

by Brandon February 10, 2004

lemonade stand

When you urinate in a girls mouth while she is giving you a blow job.

Sally was sucking my dick and I had to pee so I gave her a lemonade stand.

by Brandon August 02, 2004

necrophiliac

someone who has intercourse with dead people.

Go rape a corpse you gay necrophiliac!

by Brandon August 24, 2003

half

its a half an ounce of bud, or 14 grams. usually sells for $150, just make sure you dont get caught with that shit or itll become a federal case and youll get screwed for distribution, otherwise its a good deal cuz your practically payin $10 a dub, allowing you to make $280 on it

Nick just comped a half ounce that hes gonna sell to buy an ounce.

by brandon March 05, 2005

Bettes

"Well-endowed"

"hung like a mule"

Chic: "You're the best I've ever had!"

You: "Well, I'm a Bettes."

Chic: "Oh yeah!" *drools over herself*

by Brandon November 20, 2004