BOb's definitions

Shley

A strange fish type animal that eats millipedes and swims naked through cow pats.

That shley just invaded my rectal cavitiy.

by Bob November 28, 2003

ass-spelunking

The act of exploring the dark depths of male ass hole

Robert is very experienced at ass-spelunking

by Bob February 11, 2003

Tsunami

This is akin to the blumpkin. You have her complete the blumpkin, then yell "Tsunami", and you shove her gooed up face into the recently frequented toilet.

"TSUNAMI", batten down the hatches.

by Bob February 20, 2005

anunsunguch-mankyptobaspie

you have super long hair in ur guch

by bob April 27, 2003

Carpo

mana battery.

duracell

by bob October 10, 2003

beckmaster

mad dave's best-est mate in the whole world.

'beck have you seen your mate'
'are these your/did you drop this?'

by bob April 7, 2004

nackered

British for being fucking tired as hell.

Shit man, I'm fucking nackered

by bob July 31, 2003