shit picker

someone who picks shit out of their butt.

"did you see how little billy was scratching his butt crack?" "yeah, he's a little shit picker."

by Bob May 13, 2005

trustmeimhot

One who is more concerned with his/her own appearance than that of others. also see: obsessed with pic posts

Bobby's sole function on ftj.com is that of a trustmeimhot.

by bob January 12, 2005

grow a set

A request for someone to grow a set of testicles, to stiffen up their spine, to get tough, to stand up for themselves, etc.

Your GF will not let you come over for a beer?!?! Dude, grow a set!

by bob March 04, 2004

Conor Oberst

The guy that belongs with Lexi

awe! That couple is so conor and Lexi

by Bob March 22, 2005

dickety

A replacement for the word "twenty".

Now my story begins in Nineteen-dickety-two. We had to say "dickety" because the Kaiser had stolen the wold "twenty". I chased that rascal to get it back, but gave up after dickety-six miles.

by Bob May 07, 2003

foopalooting

this is NOT the correct word for this practice. The correct word is MUNG. Yes it is the act of munging. Get your shit straight

I went munging last night and had to eat most of her large intestine.

by bob May 13, 2005

karel

long blonde hair, nicest person you would ever meet, very goodlooking and buff. Can change sex when told to also can change form into a teddy bear.

The perfect partner that everyone loves. No one can resist a Karel.

by Bob September 02, 2008