BOb's definitions

surface choad

A hot surface on top of ones toaster oven.

Watch out! Don't leave your balls on top of the surface choad!

by Bob October 4, 2003

Farm Girl

a hot black chick;
noone ever sees hot black chicks except for the ones on tv. they are raised on a special farm to be hot for tv commercials and music videos.

"now that chick's a farm girl, why do we never see any hot black chicks like that?"

by bob May 7, 2004

gwithian

Someone that wastes his time looking up dictionary definitions all day

"Oh man, that guy just sits there doing nothing all day - such a Gwithian"

by Bob July 25, 2003

ihateyou

What a man says to his bitch when she cheats on him.

Ihateyou bitch!

Bitch, ihateyou and am going to kill Anthony for getting you pregnant.

by bob September 3, 2004

Ome-Ome

Female, High in Estrogen

He is such a Ome-Ome

by Bob March 29, 2005

hols

The time of the year that you wait all school year for. It was coined by the British peoples, cuz they are just smart like that apparently. Oh yah, short for holidays.

--Man, I can't wait for summer hols.
--Well, I can't wait for winter hols.
--Dude, I can't wait til hols are fucking over. I'm stuck with my parents the whole time cuz you bitches don't ever do anything fun!
--You're a fag.

by BoB April 23, 2005

wench

1. A device used to hoist or pull using a crank, spool, and some type of line or chain.

2. My last girlfriend.

I loved the wench on my last truck, that was until my wench of a girlfriend wrecked it.

by Bob May 13, 2005