tea-towel holder

arsehole, rectum, etc
can be used for 1. shitting
2. shagging
3. holding tea-towels when not in use

i heard you did your missus up the tea-towel holder last night

by bob April 07, 2004

Parking Lot

JP (AKA Hunny Gunny's crush

i parked my car in the parking lot

by BOB March 03, 2005

through the window

Fuck no.

Russian "through the window" is v okno, when spoken sounds like fuck no.

Bob, do you want to go to the happy hour? Through the window.

by bob March 05, 2004

fantasy zombie

A fantasy player who is not expected to do well but exeedes expectations on a normal basis week after week

That player is such a fantasy zombie, he keeps scoring high despite low expectations for him.

by Bob December 20, 2009

wing nutz

Typically are right wing extremists whose religious views border on a mental illness. They are usually obsessed with controlling how other people should live their lives. Secular views are not tolerated and should be controlled by government or through the local community by shame, humiliation or discrimination.

The wing nutz are trying to stop judge Greer and Michael Schiavo from "murdering" Terri Schiavo.

by Bob March 31, 2005

oxenforded

Refers to "being homosexualised" - the act in which a man comes on to a straight guy and the straight guy gets with the gay guy.

Not always used to describe this act, also commonly used as an insult.

"you've been oxenforded"

by bob March 11, 2005

weirdo

the act of using your foot for masterbation

stop giving yourself a wierdo in my presence

by BOB December 04, 2004