BOB's definitions

The Diarrhea Song

A song sung by young people discribing the fast effect of diarrhea comming out your asshole.

For example:

Diarrhea (Cha Cha Cha)
Diarrhea (Cha Cha Cha)

When you feel something slide
And you just ate soeme pie:

Diarrhea (Cha Cha Cha)
Diarrhea (Cha Cha Cha)

When you're playing with your monkey
And you feel something funky:

Diarrhea (Cha Cha Cha)
Diarrhea (Cha Cha Cha)

by Bob October 10, 2004

paintball

the best sport

by bob October 31, 2003

jacked

stacked or really muscular

Did you see that guy? He's really jacked!

by bob June 3, 2002

burn

Something you do to witches.

We found a witch, may be burn her?

by Bob March 2, 2004

red sox

A team habitually 2-4 games behind the yankees- an amazing feat, actually, since they don't own half the US and pay those who warm the pine 5 million a season, like the Evil Empire.

guy#1-"hey look- the yankees lost 500 million in the stock market!"
guy#2-"It's ok- they've got billions more!"

by Bob September 29, 2003

mantle

Mantle is a Geek who lives in extreme danger to get crushed by a red Porsche Turbo when not completing his programming tasks.

Also a oldschool quakeworld gamer.

Person at a garage, towards mechanic: Damn, i've got Mantle all over my Windshield. Go clean it, dumbass!

by bob April 27, 2004

monklette

A baby monkey

I ate a monklette last night

by Bob August 19, 2003