BJurv the Ambiguous's definitions

Goldfish

A type of chip shaped like a, well, goldfish. It truly is, The Snack that smiles back.

Friend: How did you get diarrhea? Me: Funny story, I went on an all goldfish diet for 3 weeks.

by BJurv the Ambiguous May 25, 2022

Minecraft

A game developed by the Swedish company Mojang. It now sits as the best selling game of all time. Also highly memed because of the mostly kid userbase. Very beloved to many because of the nearly limitless possibilities of the many block pallets.

Parents Friend: How did Timmy end up in the hospital? Parents: Oh, he played minecraft for 73 hours straight.

by BJurv the Ambiguous May 25, 2022

hip

The bone at your waist, possibly what your grandma had surgery on. Also a slang term associated with 80s, 90s, and 2000s, usually meaning new or cool.

My grandma broke her hip breakdancing to Rockin’ Robin.

Wow, that guys really hip,

by BJurv the Ambiguous May 25, 2022

Dr. Phil

Stopper of evil, lord of the mustache, facts-wielding man of myth. Owns a tv show of the same name. People worship the blood and facial hair of Dr. Phil.

Friend: Why are you laying in a summoning circle?

Me: I just watched Dr. Phil.

by BJurv the Ambiguous May 25, 2022

Your Mom

The most low effort way to annoy someone. Works effectively in some cases. Can make a situation awkward.

Friend: “What are you doing? Me: “Your Mom.” or it could be, Mom: “Where were you!!?” Me: Your moms house. Wait.”

by BJurv the Ambiguous May 25, 2022

radical

Can mean two different things.

1. A word usually associated with 80s culture meaning awesome or very cool.

2. Can mean extreme, and highly used in politics by everyone. Yes, I try to stay unbiased.

1. “That skateboard shirt is radical!”

2. “The (insert political party) has become radical and unhinged.”

by BJurv the Ambiguous May 25, 2022

dude

A word most people laugh at when used ironically, but dont realize the irony that they likely say it as well.
Me and many others sadly fall into that category.

“Dude, that MTV Cribs episode was radical!”

by BJurv the Ambiguous May 25, 2022