poop

A formal way of getting out of having to “Talk to people”.
Heres how:

Step 1: Go to the bathroom.
Step 2: Poop.
Step 3: Leave.
Step 4: Touch Grass.

“Sorry, I cant go to the funeral, I have to poop.”

by BJurv the Ambiguous May 24, 2022

radical

Can mean two different things.

1. A word usually associated with 80s culture meaning awesome or very cool.

2. Can mean extreme, and highly used in politics by everyone. Yes, I try to stay unbiased.

1. “That skateboard shirt is radical!”

2. “The (insert political party) has become radical and unhinged.”

by BJurv the Ambiguous May 25, 2022

Mark Thunder

A wonderful children’s writer of such classics as, Dee’s Big Nuts, a tale of Dee’s friends love for her big nuts. The Great Master Baiter, a book described as a, gag gift, but us true Mark Thunder fans know its come from the bottom of his heart.
And finally, Wanna Bone? A true wonder of a story leaving the critics raving.

“ My true love for Mark Thunder should be shared by all.”

by BJurv the Ambiguous May 23, 2022

dingle

A very deep, tree-filled valley. Also a peninsula in Ireland.

“Dude i’m stuck in a dingle! “ Or “Dude i’m stuck in Dingle!”

by BJurv the Ambiguous May 23, 2022

dude

A word most people laugh at when used ironically, but dont realize the irony that they likely say it as well.
Me and many others sadly fall into that category.

“Dude, that MTV Cribs episode was radical!”

by BJurv the Ambiguous May 25, 2022

Pringles

A popular kind of potato chip. Ingredients are DRIED POTATOES, VEGETABLE OIL (CORN, COTTONSEED, HIGH OLEIC SOYBEAN, AND/OR SUNFLOWER OIL), DEGERMINATED YELLOW CORN FLOUR, CORNSTARCH, RICE FLOUR, MALTODEXTRIN, MONO- AND DIGLYCERIDES, SALT, WHEAT STARCH. Sadly, a victim of simplified logos.

“I just ate some absolutely radical, tubular, and truly gnarly Pringles!”

by BJurv the Ambiguous May 23, 2022

Minecraft

A game developed by the Swedish company Mojang. It now sits as the best selling game of all time. Also highly memed because of the mostly kid userbase. Very beloved to many because of the nearly limitless possibilities of the many block pallets.

Parents Friend: How did Timmy end up in the hospital? Parents: Oh, he played minecraft for 73 hours straight.

by BJurv the Ambiguous May 25, 2022