BJurv the Ambiguous's definitions

Mark Thunder

A wonderful children’s writer of such classics as, Dee’s Big Nuts, a tale of Dee’s friends love for her big nuts. The Great Master Baiter, a book described as a, gag gift, but us true Mark Thunder fans know its come from the bottom of his heart.
And finally, Wanna Bone? A true wonder of a story leaving the critics raving.

“ My true love for Mark Thunder should be shared by all.”

by BJurv the Ambiguous May 23, 2022

Goldfish

A type of chip shaped like a, well, goldfish. It truly is, The Snack that smiles back.

Friend: How did you get diarrhea? Me: Funny story, I went on an all goldfish diet for 3 weeks.

by BJurv the Ambiguous May 25, 2022

radical

Can mean two different things.

1. A word usually associated with 80s culture meaning awesome or very cool.

2. Can mean extreme, and highly used in politics by everyone. Yes, I try to stay unbiased.

1. “That skateboard shirt is radical!”

2. “The (insert political party) has become radical and unhinged.”

by BJurv the Ambiguous May 25, 2022

poop

A formal way of getting out of having to “Talk to people”.
Heres how:

Step 1: Go to the bathroom.
Step 2: Poop.
Step 3: Leave.
Step 4: Touch Grass.

“Sorry, I cant go to the funeral, I have to poop.”

by BJurv the Ambiguous May 24, 2022

Your Mom

The most low effort way to annoy someone. Works effectively in some cases. Can make a situation awkward.

Friend: “What are you doing? Me: “Your Mom.” or it could be, Mom: “Where were you!!?” Me: Your moms house. Wait.”

by BJurv the Ambiguous May 25, 2022

hip

The bone at your waist, possibly what your grandma had surgery on. Also a slang term associated with 80s, 90s, and 2000s, usually meaning new or cool.

My grandma broke her hip breakdancing to Rockin’ Robin.

Wow, that guys really hip,

by BJurv the Ambiguous May 25, 2022

Pringles

A popular kind of potato chip. Ingredients are DRIED POTATOES, VEGETABLE OIL (CORN, COTTONSEED, HIGH OLEIC SOYBEAN, AND/OR SUNFLOWER OIL), DEGERMINATED YELLOW CORN FLOUR, CORNSTARCH, RICE FLOUR, MALTODEXTRIN, MONO- AND DIGLYCERIDES, SALT, WHEAT STARCH. Sadly, a victim of simplified logos.

“I just ate some absolutely radical, tubular, and truly gnarly Pringles!”

by BJurv the Ambiguous May 23, 2022