Beautifully woven masturbation aid. For those with rough skin and heavy self-loving duties. Useful for avoiding friction burns and associated problems.
by BJ February 20, 2005

by Bj February 17, 2003

A street name for cocaine. The name, Don Johnson, is usually pronounced with a heavy New York or Boston accent.
by BJ August 25, 2004

by bj December 17, 2003

a mother or
a person who indulges in sexual intercourse with their mother derogatory - that means insulting
a person who indulges in sexual intercourse with their mother derogatory - that means insulting
by Bj February 17, 2003

Razar burn after shaving your pubic region. Most likley located above the penis area. Quite irritating.
Bryce: Ben!!!, i schvoned myself.
Ben: Thats fuckin nasty man... I can't wait to tell zach.
Zach(later on): Bryce!, you fuckin schvone
Ben: Thats fuckin nasty man... I can't wait to tell zach.
Zach(later on): Bryce!, you fuckin schvone
by BJ October 05, 2004
