Schrodinger's Schlong

Your penis length is whatever you want it to be until you measure it.

Thanks to Schrodinger's Schlong, Johnny's penis was a solid 11 inches.

by Billy November 01, 2019

down town brown

Very inexpensive weed, usually located in the inner city and used by People of Color.

Shit, that down town brown was only 20 dollars an eighth.

by Billy March 20, 2005

cock tease

1. A female who is usually significantly more attractive than the man she appears to be with that will flirt with him a lot and get him to spend a lot of money for the prospect of sex, and then abruptly fuck him over (in the figurative sense of course) by never talking to him again and/or dumping the shit out of him via the bulletproof lets be friends method.

Cock teases are typically thought to be the minions of a larger, more evil force.

Random Co-Worker: "So whats going on with you and Stacy?"
Stupid Sucker: "I spent 50 bucks on that cock tease and she won't even return my calls."

by Billy December 31, 2003

strokin the salami

jerking off, masterbation

im gonna go stoke the salami

by Billy November 23, 2002

Judas

An individual whom sells out his/her friends for thier own personal benefit.

Yo man, why you being a judas.

by billy June 01, 2003

Double Dunk

A sexual act where one person deficates into another person's anus, then the reciever then deficates into the original peron's mouth and then eats it.

I want you to give me a double dunk!

by Billy March 07, 2005

fudder

A fudder is some one who is from a shithole called halewood

Paul Broda is a fudder

by Billy February 04, 2005