The Scottish Parliament

A pathetic waste of English taxpayers money.

Your English so you cant have your own parliament, but you can spend £400,000,000 on a spanking new one for the Scots.

by Billy November 05, 2004

pete rose

-verb -when trying to hit a home run, and the girl is blocking the plate and saying no to your advances, you just plow over the catcher having little disregard for her and get to home plate safely. Thus having sex with her.

the girl last night wouldnt let me stick it in, so i just pulled a pete rose and had sex with her anyway.

by billy March 03, 2005

coke piss

That big, long, two minute piss, that you take after drinking an extra large soda at the movie theater.

After sitting through two and a half hours of The Last Samurai, Wes went and took a coke piss.

by Billy December 09, 2003

Nolan

this guy fucks.

ex. Nolan lays serious slammage in his bedroom.

by Billy January 24, 2022

Schrodinger's Schlong

Your penis length is whatever you want it to be until you measure it.

Thanks to Schrodinger's Schlong, Johnny's penis was a solid 11 inches.

by Billy November 01, 2019

down town brown

Very inexpensive weed, usually located in the inner city and used by People of Color.

Shit, that down town brown was only 20 dollars an eighth.

by Billy March 20, 2005

elkrantz

An Erection so intense and is lethal approximatley 75% of the time. Although rare, Elkrantz requires medical attention. Possible casue of elkrantz is seeing boobies.

After seeing the bodacious TA-TAS, Melvin felt the onset of an elkrantz, so immediatley called his doctor.

by Billy March 22, 2005