BILL's definitions

Progressive Conservative

N. An oxymoron. A political party in Canada. Created in the 1830s, formed the first government of Canada under the name Liberal Conservatives (another oxymoron), changed their name to Conservatives and then merged with the Progressive Party to become the Progressive Conservatives. After the Mulrooney government they became very unpopular.

Joe Clark is a progressive Conservative.

by bill June 24, 2003

two way

device for communicating with others by using a telecommunications device similar to a walkie talkie

Man this bitch been hittin me on my two way all day, wastin' up my characters.

by bill February 19, 2003

mudpuppy

Any overly gruesome or horrible event.

"Now that, son, is what we call a mudpuppy."

by Bill July 14, 2003

Maxrust

(N.) The dried up blood or crust you have in between your fingernails after fingering a girl on her period.

Man, it sounds funny to you guys, but it sucks when you realize you have maxrust from the girl the night before.

by Bill October 28, 2004

bashkim

1. A great individual or feat
2. A dynasty in sports esp fantasy football

1. The the D-Day invasion was a bashkim which had resounding consequences
2. I had a great draft this season but that doesn't guarantee a bashkim.

by Bill May 11, 2004

piehole

The human mouth.

Zip up your piehole, or I'll zip it for you.

by Bill May 2, 2003

cossimy

To obtain or receive (something) on loan with the promise or understanding of returning it or its equivalent.

"I'll show you where I rest at, it aint hard to find me
Let me buy a brick and get the other on cossimy"
50 Cent - Corner Bodega

by Bill February 27, 2005