BILL's definitions

Randolph

The pimp ass Judge from a Few Good Men

Jessep: I'll apreciate it if you address me as Colonel or Sir, I believe I earned it.

Randolph: The defense counsel will address the witness as Colonel or Sir.

Jessep: I dont know what the hell kinda unit you're running here.

Randolph: And the WITNESS will address this court as Judge or Your Honor. I'm quite certain I earned it. Take your seat Colonel

by Bill April 13, 2006

Bellamy

To purchase a tool or piece of equipment use the device for a project and then upon completion of the project return the device to the purchase place for a refund

Sir, why are you returning this tool? Reply… It does not suit my needs

by Bill March 14, 2003

Ex-Cub Factor

The ex-Cub factor has nothing to do with the play of ex-Cub. This phrase was invented by Ron Berler. The ex-Cub factor states that any team with three or more ex-Cubs will not win the world series. Many think it is an after effect of the Billy Goat curse, being that curse which prevents the Cubs from reaching the world series.

any team with three or more ex-cubs.

by Bill March 31, 2004

son bitch

A variation of the phrase "son of a bitch", but with a southern US accent.

Skeeter, get me a beer ya son bitch.

by bill April 24, 2004

big white telephone

Yet another replacement for the word toilet, but this one is generally used when someone is vomiting.

Willy had way too much beer, and now he's in the bathroom on the big white telephone talking to Rraaaalph.

by bill April 21, 2004

Jackasas

someone from arkansas who's inherent nature it is to be a jackass.

Bill Clinton can sure be a Jackasas sometimes

by Bill January 25, 2004

CC

Constructive Criticism. Critique given by reviewers to help a writer improve his/her work.The opposite of a flame. There is nice CC, matter of fact CC and harsh CC.

Flames are criticism without help suggestions

CC Example 1: This story is pretty damn good, but I do have a slight issue with A and C. Improve and it'll be as good as B and D.

CC Example 2: What have you done? This story is very poorly written, yet it could be great if you do this this this and this. I also suggest you find a beta reader.

CC Example 2: WTF? What is this crap? You don't have any writing talent whatsoever! *proceeds to tell why*

Flame: U suk! My fuking dog can write better than u. Remove dis shit and stop writing, tard!

by Bill September 30, 2006