junk food titties

man-boobies, usually caused by eating too much junk food and not exercising
He should lay off those Doritoes, he's starting to get junk food titties!"
by bert December 13, 2004
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Fart Locker

this term has been brought to my attention
as meaning a hot girls ass. Example: check out the fart locker on that bitch!
by bert April 10, 2005
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jan bradies

when a child feels mistreated or neglected because it seems like his/her parents apply favoritism to the younger and older siblings
Leave her alone, she's got the jan bradies today. Her parents bought her brother a new car.
by bert December 13, 2004
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Troj

He thinks skidoo is good but it is not. He thinks he is cool also, but he is not. He doesn't have a life really.
Vaginal/ Un-Cool/ Likes Males. Needs a Slap
by Bert March 07, 2005
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drift

to rock a car in a motion to force the car sideways. most people know it as DORI
I was going to a turn a turn agaisnt it, broke, and down shifted, and controlled gas through the turn.
by bert August 11, 2003
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bladam

a guy who is black and his name is adam if you cant diss you cant get nanum
by bert February 23, 2003
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weezer

Very good rock band. Lead singer/ lead guitarist- rivers cuomo, guitarist- brian bell, bassist (current)-scott shriner, and drummer- pat wilson
Recomended songs:

tired of sex
only in dreams
pink triangle
falling for u
across the see
holiday
say it aint so
el scorcho
by Bert November 04, 2003
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