BErt's definitions

Audrey H.

Roomie to the hottest person IN THE WORLD!
One who keeps room constantly messy AKA. Pigsty except when brownies are in the picture
Also known as Fatass
Plays lax agianst the wall 24/7
Constantly pops knuckles
Likes to rock out to Stacy's Mom with the Best roomie ever!
Is being stalked by a certain TP boy
Good times with Daigle in the bushes

A:Brownies? Donuts? Stacy's Mom? DUSTIN, Daigle?! IN THE BUSHES!?
MY DREAM COME TRUE!

by Bert April 11, 2005

rent a whore

refering to strippers or as they prefer, exotic entertainers or dancers. They are just women that you rent by the song at $20.00 a pop.

a dancer is just a "rent a whore"

by bert April 10, 2005

pimpish

something a pimp would do

Man that pink suit is pimpish

by bert February 16, 2004

bushed

A country "liberated" by the USA under the leadership of George W. Bush

Iraq was bushed.

by Bert April 26, 2003

pottle

a shortened version of the phrase 'That's the pot calling the kettle black', originating in bristol mid 2004.
Used when someone is being hypocritical.

'That's the pottle.'

by Bert February 14, 2005

doke

a cigarette, specifically a Marlboro

I'm about to step outside and get a doke.

by Bert May 13, 2005

gun show

The showing off of ones biceps

Billy: Have you got your tickets yet?
Sarah: To What?
Billy: To the Gun Show!!! ***while pulling back his right sleeve, flexing his muscles , and pointing with his left hand

by bErt September 23, 2004