Definitions by BEXXX

skull punch 

It's like a back fist to the brain

These mother fuckers wouldn't stop talkin shit so I skull punched em.

skull punch by BEXXX August 31, 2014

Sloozer 

n. - A combination slut and looser. Typically found in lame college bars, popular bowling alleys, and indian casinos. Common spelling variations include: slüzer, slooser, sluzer, sluser.

man #1 - I ran into the hottest sloozer last night!

man #2 - Really where's she from?

man #1 - Somewhere in Kansas.

man #2 - Really?

man #1 - Yeah she ran away from home when she was 16. But, she blew me, so it was cool.

man #2 - nice.

Sloozer by Bexxx June 2, 2004

Icey Mike 

n. - The act of ejaculating into an ice cube tray and letting the semen freeze thoroughly, then using the ejaculate ice cubes in an unsuspecting guests drink.

man #1 - Let's pull an icey mike on Joe! He's coming over in 3 hours!

man #2 - Ok, I'll cum in the ice cube tray, you check to see if my ethiopian can opener is ready!

Icey Mike by Bexxx June 2, 2004

Slüzer 

n. - A combination slut and looser. Typically found in lame college bars, popular bowling alleys, and indian casinos. Common spelling variations include: sloozer, slooser, sluzer, sluser.

man #1: Look at that girl wearing the "naughty girl" baby doll tee, she's kind of hot.

man#2: Dude, she just blew me in the bathroom, she's a totaly slüzer.

Slüzer by Bexxx June 2, 2004

Ethiopian Can Opener 

n. - Slang for a fetishists dildo. Feces from either the man or woman, is frozen to a solid state, then used as a penetrating device to achieve sexual pleasure.

v. - The act of using a frozen turd to penetrate the anus of a man or woman.

- This Ethiopian Can Opener in my ass sure feels good!

Ethiopian Can Opener by Bexxx May 1, 2004

snow storm 

1. N.- Traditionally referred to as Bukkake. When mutiple men stand around one woman and repeatedly ejactulate onto her face. see snowstorm

2. N.- Heavy snow fall.

1. Look at that bitch caught in a snow storm! Asian porn is weird!

2. Looks like the snow storm cut the power!

snow storm by Bexxx May 1, 2004

English Medicine Cabinet

1. N.- A medicine cabinet which is located or originates from England.

2. V.- When a man successfully attempts to insert both of his testicles in the anus of a man or woman. Variations, see:English Pharmacy

1. That's a stunning English medicine cabinet!

2. Then the bastard tried to pull an English medicine cabinet on me!

English Medicine Cabinet by Bexxx May 1, 2004