BATMAN's definitions

hoodwinker

An extremely talented JA/JO player who lives somewhere in Canada. See Own or Gay.

1) Hoodwinker just owned me. 2) Hoodwinker is a Canadian bastard.

by Batman June 10, 2004

scrimage chick

This is the chick that you practice freaky sexual techniques with before trying them on your girlfriend or wife. Typically, not very attractive, but willing to try absolutely anything just to get some action. The chick used to perfect your game/moves.

Last night I fucked my scrimage chick's armpit and came all over her. I am glad that I got that out of my system, it would never work with wifey.

by Batman May 20, 2004

jizz mopper

An occupation consisting of duties requiring one to mop up the ejaculant in a private booth after an erotic entertainment session.

Ted is the jizz mopper at the Pink Poodle. He wears shoes with lots of traction.

by Batman April 11, 2002

lewt

loot.
money, prize, treasure, good stuff

0mg, i went on a dungeon raid today and got some phat lewt

by batman October 8, 2003

lips on balls

The position one is found in after suffering a fatality incured by finally reaching.

Dude, my aunt found my cousin lips on balls no sheezy.

by batman December 12, 2002

hamhocks

A nick-name for an overweight person

I'm surprised Hamhocks can still walk!

by Batman October 5, 2003

to son

1.(verb) to pwn, and also to gain legal custody of.
2. being sonned

1. I want to son you, so I can take you to school.
2. to son or not to son?

by Batman February 21, 2003