Vanilla Coke

When mispronunced by a Japanese man living in an English environment, it creates humour.

<Jappo> I ask for Vanilla Cock! WHY YOU LAUGH?!?!

by bastardized bottomburp May 23, 2003

assgoblin

Little green men, often confused with asselves and assfairies, they dance around a campfire lit by methane within the outer anus of a man. They perform ass-ceremonies all night until the "crack" (AHAHAHA A PUN) of ass-dawn.

John Travolta is an assgoblin, who lives down the street

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 12, 2003

ass punch

To punch the buttocks of another with a fist. If you punch someone in the ass during a fight, it proves your sissiness.

"Who's Claire?"
"The hooker that you ASS-PUNCHED!"

- 2 Lines from the movie 'Deuce Bigalow'

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 21, 2003

beat

The strong combination of sound and silence that makes up the deep, repeated sound heard during a piece of music. Heard most easily in R&B and Rap.

I'm trapped in a beat.

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 25, 2003

shithouse

Something unpleasurable. See annoying, boring, horrible, sad, gay.

This game is shithouse.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 19, 2003

insert

A sign stuck on the rear of a prostitute.

Insert Here. 3==D

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

april fools day

'tis what today be. April 1. A day in which you play jokes on other people and make them feel like phewls

Afghanistan isn't a smelly country. Ha ha, April Fools.

by Bastardized Bottomburp April 01, 2003