BASTARDIZED BOTTOMBURP's definitions

dumb as shit

Having the brain-capacity and memory-span of a pile of fecal matter.

M'lady, I do believe your son Henry is growing up to be quite as dumb as shit.

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 11, 2003

stupid-head

Crooked-faced butt-monkey with as much reason to live amongst human society as a mosquito.

<Buckle> l00k a7 t3h st0pid h34d!!!1111 l0lz h3r h34d i5 b4çk to =fr0nt!1
<Juckle> Piss off, Nazi.

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 21, 2003

Bubs

Owns the concession stand. He can dance and fix things, such as most mechanical objects and marriages. His dancing skills are of high quality. Found to be dancing on Your Grave.

"It looks like someone tried to shove swiss cake rolls in the disk drive!"

"Come back, chocolates! I didn't mean what I said!"

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 6, 2003

Yuto

1. n. A foolish person
2. n. What to call a person when they do something foolish (originated from Yuto Nakayama, a crazy Japanese boy who always made an ass of himself accidently)

1. Nice work, Yuto
2. GOOD ONE, YUTO!

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 21, 2003

bulbazar

To be SEEDY!

Yuo seedy-ass fux0r, you r so bulbazar.//!2

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 29, 2003

enchanting

adj. Something something that has the power to enchant, humbling.

Timmy let out an enchanting bottomburp.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 20, 2003

cloves

Tiny plant bulbs which, when combined with Tom Collins mix and a spare pie-top, create change-of-heart decisions and disgust.

<Homer> You gotta improvise, Lisa! Cloves.. Tom Collins mix... mmm!

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 16, 2003