9 definitions by BAMFMASTA M

Christmas Sweater

When a man or women snorts cocaine from the inside of the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis.

While in jail, Brady was very popular because he supplied a christmas sweater to all the other inmates.

by BAMFMASTA M December 5, 2010

With sexual relations after a women's menstrual bleeding, the penis emerges from the vagina with a flakey, scabby, residue.

Johnny was pleasantly surprised when he was left with a crusty-crab from his brother's girlfriend.

by BAMFMASTA M December 5, 2010

When a patron masturbates by sodomizing his penis in between the cushions and body of the couch.

Before a fun night out with his friends, Jared likes to watch Disney's Aladdin while performing a couch potato on his living room couch.

by BAMFMASTA M December 5, 2010

When stimulating or caressing the anus of another using the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis.

See "Dusting" for related subjects

After completing a very satisfied dusting session, Johnny moved around back to sweep the chimney

chimney sweep

by BAMFMASTA M December 5, 2010

A traditional hand job from behind the back and under the legs. Preferably the giver's face is submerged in the anus of the taker.

Philip received a nice hungarian ring worm from Charles for his 18th birthday.

by BAMFMASTA M December 5, 2010

When the partner is performing oral and gets a load of urine blasted into his/her mouth.

by BAMFMASTA M December 5, 2010

Stuffing all of one's foreskin inside of the vaginal or anal cavity.

My father loves performing a romantic zahelu on mother to get him warmed up for his daughter.

by BAMFMASTA M December 5, 2010