Gasturbating

The act of completely dousing one's penis with gasoline and masturbating.

Since Jimmy's dad was a car mechanic, he naturally enjoys gasturbating

by BAMFMASTA M December 05, 2010

Zahelu

Stuffing all of one's foreskin inside of the vaginal or anal cavity.

My father loves performing a romantic zahelu on mother to get him warmed up for his daughter.

by BAMFMASTA M December 05, 2010

Crusty-Crab

With sexual relations after a women's menstrual bleeding, the penis emerges from the vagina with a flakey, scabby, residue.

Johnny was pleasantly surprised when he was left with a crusty-crab from his brother's girlfriend.

by BAMFMASTA M December 05, 2010

Christmas Sweater

When a man or women snorts cocaine from the inside of the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis.

While in jail, Brady was very popular because he supplied a christmas sweater to all the other inmates.

by BAMFMASTA M December 05, 2010

Hungarian Ring Worm

A traditional hand job from behind the back and under the legs. Preferably the giver's face is submerged in the anus of the taker.

Philip received a nice hungarian ring worm from Charles for his 18th birthday.

by BAMFMASTA M December 05, 2010

Scrape Job

When a male has a classic case of itchy ball syndrome, the partner performs an itching of the scrotum with their teeth.

"Hey honey I think it's time for a scrape job. I have been sitting at work all day long." Said Bill.

by BAMFMASTA M December 05, 2010

Lemonade Surprise

When the partner is performing oral and gets a load of urine blasted into his/her mouth.

Hey baby, are you thirsty? How about a lemonade surprise?

by BAMFMASTA M December 05, 2010