7 definitions by B. Dang
verb.
a witty speech act in which one uses bullshit to turn an undesirable event into an immensely favorable situation.
a witty speech act in which one uses bullshit to turn an undesirable event into an immensely favorable situation.
She declined his sexual proposition, but he bullshined his way into her sopping wet loins.
O-dog was going to prison for crack possession, but he bullshined the jury.
Fox News is bullshining current events again.
O-dog was going to prison for crack possession, but he bullshined the jury.
Fox News is bullshining current events again.
by B. Dang October 25, 2009
A: dude, did you just dickdatic me? You know I was trying to fouccault Lucy when you turned on the lights.
B: nah, bro. I only turned on the light to discuss with your lastest blog on Gramscian semiotics.
We have been getting screwed by the system. The system that forces us guys to like girls. All right? We're getting pushed into this. What if we just take the girls out of it? We can have our own system, it's a counter-system.
And then, us bro can do things together: we can cook, we can swim, we can stink. We can just be guys! You can have sex, you can do it, you know, many guys at a time, but it's not gay.
Oh--by the way, did you guys want a hot chocolate, also?
Lucy: fuck this.
B: nah, bro. I only turned on the light to discuss with your lastest blog on Gramscian semiotics.
We have been getting screwed by the system. The system that forces us guys to like girls. All right? We're getting pushed into this. What if we just take the girls out of it? We can have our own system, it's a counter-system.
And then, us bro can do things together: we can cook, we can swim, we can stink. We can just be guys! You can have sex, you can do it, you know, many guys at a time, but it's not gay.
Oh--by the way, did you guys want a hot chocolate, also?
Lucy: fuck this.
by B. Dang February 25, 2010
noun.
a bodily gaseous discharge air-trapped in skinny jeans, and only noticed once the skinny jeans are peeled off.
a bodily gaseous discharge air-trapped in skinny jeans, and only noticed once the skinny jeans are peeled off.
<scene>hipster taking off pants</scene>
Whoa, what's that smell? did I just fart? I don't remember--Oh, it must have been my fart from noon, which was trapped in my skinny jeans. silly me.
I can't believe I hipster farted. How tres embarra-silly.
Whoa, what's that smell? did I just fart? I don't remember--Oh, it must have been my fart from noon, which was trapped in my skinny jeans. silly me.
I can't believe I hipster farted. How tres embarra-silly.
by B. Dang November 13, 2009
fuck, Techcrunch just twitter bukkaked its front page again.
A:Did CNN just ask for a twitter commentary from lilDawg69 about Middle East peace? B:yeah, they just did. His comments were also used on MSNBC the other day. A:Why are we getting twitter bukkaked?
MG. Siegler is widely reported to be a proponent of twitter bukkake.
A:Did CNN just ask for a twitter commentary from lilDawg69 about Middle East peace? B:yeah, they just did. His comments were also used on MSNBC the other day. A:Why are we getting twitter bukkaked?
MG. Siegler is widely reported to be a proponent of twitter bukkake.
by B. Dang November 13, 2009
yo, fuck--Bill hand over that bush pack for me to sniff-yo. You had your goddamn hit, guy.
doctor: When did you become a bush pack addict?
patient X: It started with Lydia, my first girlfriend.
doctor: When did you become a bush pack addict?
patient X: It started with Lydia, my first girlfriend.
by B. Dang January 16, 2010
an act of fellatio between a pseudo-gay bear, and a cub in which the bear holds up the cub in both arms in mid-air, and proceeds to fellate the younger cub.
Blowing ones load is optional.
Blowing ones load is optional.
did you just give him a mid-air blowjob?
My arms are tired from holding you up during the mid air blowjob.
My arms are tired from holding you up during the mid air blowjob.
by B. Dang October 22, 2009
by B. Dang January 8, 2010