Definitions by B-Drac

farting 

A sport.

Let's go farting after school.

farting by B-Drac November 8, 2003

turn that shit off, boy

Something you would say to your brother or son when Seinfeld is about to come on.

Turn that shit off, boy, Seinfeld's on in 5 minutes.

turn that shit off, boy by B-Drac November 8, 2003

Might I suggest that you die 

So please crawl into a pit, roll over and stop breathing.

Do it for your mom.

Might I suggest that you die by B-Drac November 6, 2003

Matress 

Something my brother soils each and every night.

Ahh.

Matress by B-Drac November 6, 2003

haunted 

What an area (usually a cemetary or an establishment such as a castle or church) is where ghosts, ghouls, spirits and spectres can be found floating around meaninglessly.

My shirt is haunted.

haunted by B-Drac November 6, 2003

iTurd 

A transparent box that blinds you at night like a deer in the headlights.

1: iTurd.
2: You certainly do!

iTurd by B-Drac November 2, 2003

smokemon 

When you get high and have fun imitating different Pokémon characters with your friends.

I challenge you to a Smokémon battle!

smokemon by B-Drac November 2, 2003