oxymoron

Organized Religion
Manic depressive
Pepsi Cola
Ham Burger
Bible Studies

<John:> You sir, are an oxymoron!
<PepsiCola:> Yes!

by B-Drac August 02, 2003

blob

A gunk of goo or grime.

I had a blob of poo on my ass, so I flicked it into oncoming traffic.

by B-Drac August 10, 2003

loch ness monster

40-foot-high girl-scout after my t'ree-fi'ty. Once captured by Mr. Burns to win back popularity.

Did I ever tell you about the time I saw the Loch Ness Monster?

by B-Drac November 15, 2003

Rectangle

You better recognize DJ Rectangle!

by B-Drac August 23, 2003

sentence enhancers

Fuck, shit, piss, titties and B-Drac.

"Get off my lawn, you fuck."

"Feed my fish, shit-brick."

"I couldn't give a piss about your grades."

"Hey titties, where're my boots?"

"Hey B-Drac, I heard you were a billionare."

by B-Drac November 29, 2003

pokemon man

Synonym for 40-year-old virgin. See comic book guy.

A Pokémon man is commonly seen with a belt with a Pokéball in the middle, a small T-Shirt with Pikachu on it (exposing his enormous belly), the same cap Ash Ketchum wears, a pony tail, a Pokémon Card Collection. These people are also known as fans of Star Wars, Star Trek, Hamtaro and Superman.

by B-Drac September 18, 2003

sworded

To be impaled by a knight deep into the skin.

Oh, this is the worst game I've ever played!

by B-Drac August 02, 2003