Definitions by Autumnal fan

NFLder 

One of the NFL ancients who hangs around and provide worthless TV commentary.

Collinsworth: Hey Al, that quarterback just threw a touchdown.

Michaels: Great analysis Chris. He definitely caught that ball.
Madden (from the grave): Guys, the team with the most points wins!
Vivian: NFLders are such dumbasses!

NFLder by Autumnal fan February 13, 2022

Trog 

An arduous task or long journey. An anagram or lexigram of slog and trek.

I was thinking it was going to be a trog eating this papaya cup, but it’s delicious. Mexico has the best fruit!

Trog by Autumnal fan December 20, 2021

Vageed 

Weed that enhances sexual experiences

Laura: so Greg bought me some vageed!
Jason: wow, i thought that was an urban myth. It actually increases your vaginal fluids??
Lorretta: no dumbass, it’s supposed to help with orgasms.

Vageed by Autumnal fan May 19, 2018

Hograil 

To send a fat dickpic to someone.

Blair: Dammit Alice. Andrew from the rates deprtement hograiled me last night and now we can't look at each other.
Alice: Wow, lucky you! I wish he would send some hograil my way. It's been too long without a good dickpic.

Hograil by Autumnal fan May 10, 2017

Potpourri Pussy 

Any lingerie shop that caters to elderly women, especially in south Florida.

Damn grams, where'd you get such a hot body stocking?!

Oh Pablo! You're such a sweet grandson for saying such nice things. I got this down at Potpourri Pussy on the A1A.

Potpourri Pussy by Autumnal fan November 16, 2016

footbaulmnal 

Of, characteristic of, or occurring in football season.

Damn it's windy and rainy. So totally footbaulmnal! The packers are going to kick ass all over the saints!

footbaulmnal by Autumnal fan October 17, 2015