lazy susan

When a girl attempts to shave her vagina but can't seem to get to the bottom part leaving a goatee like appearance.

That lazy susan on Brittany was about 2 inces long!

by Melosh November 22, 2006

lazy susan

(v): The act of farting in a revolving door, thereby leaving a present for the next entrant.

"Jesus, that asshole that just went in lazy susanned this revolving door!"

by Austin Pealy August 22, 2009

lazy susan

The act of smashing your ball sack against the shower door while it is wet in order to give anyone there a pleasant suprise.

You faggot! I didn't need a lazy susan while I was trying to pinch a loaf.

by Henry Wallabe May 24, 2005

Lazy Susan's

Empty Tits that resemble 2 slices of pizza limp, floppy, flat, triangular in shape and the nipple dangling from the bottom

Friend: How was your date last night ?
You: She had Lazy Susan's

Friend: Sorry bro thats horrible
You: I still enjoyed them

by Working Class Hero December 11, 2020

Lazy Susan's

Tired tits

Tits that have given up the fight with gravity

Empty, deflated bags of skin

Hideous floppy things with nips at the bottom

I had to tie them up because they were lazy Susan's

by Working Class Hero November 28, 2020

Lazy Susan

It's actually one of those things that you put in the middle of the table and spin around so that you can reach different things. They're really useful for things like carrot sticks and dips.

...And barbeques.

...And drinks.

...Not forgetting passing the butter!

Don't taint the wonderous invention with your dirty meanings.

You have a Lazy Susan? Wow! Can I use it?

by state.of.bliss! October 17, 2007

Lazy Susan

A sexual position involving a stool, 2 men, and a woman. The woman is positioned comfortably lying on the stool either supine or prone. The 2 men pleasure themselves simultaneously, one with the woman's mouth, the other with either her vagina or anus. This also assist in balancing the woman on the stool. The term describes the rotating of the woman by spinning the stool when the men desire to trade orifices.

"Hey JM, we should totally Lazy Susan that hot girl at work!"

"You might want to clean that stool off before you sit on it. Tom and I Lazy Susan'd your mom last night".

by AngryVida January 11, 2012