Assholes Inc.'s definitions

pilfer my iMac

What you should do after being so stupid you buy the crappy iMac from a computer store.

I pilfered my iMac with a 30-pound sledgehammer and I was feeling happy again.

by Assholes Inc. September 10, 2003

How about a nice cup of SHUT THE FUCK UP!

A way of saying "Shut the fuck up", usually used in Internet forums.

"How about a nice cup of SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

by Assholes Inc. September 3, 2003

mee grob

One of the 7 words that offend God, considered as one of the highest degree.

Sony roolz is a mee grob.

by Assholes Inc. September 30, 2003

evershit

The proper term for Everquest. A retarded game made by fags for fags.

I saw someone buy evershit in a computer store. Turns out that he's the same person living in a gay bath house who fucks men in the asshole every day.

by Assholes Inc. August 26, 2003

evil

the name of the street I live in

I live at 666 evil dr.

by Assholes Inc. August 30, 2003

crApple

The proper term for Apple.

The iMac, the Powermac, the iPod... what will crapple think of next?

by Assholes Inc. September 14, 2003

Yeah, well your mom was really good last night

A comeback, usually signifying that the person saying this phrase can't win the argument.

"Go fuck yourself, you piece of shit whore"
"Yeah, well your mom was really good last night"

by Assholes Inc. September 10, 2003