masterpiculation

see masturbation

if you like masterpiculation then your a gay ass mofo

by ass master January 18, 2003

mushroom stamp

slapping a penis on top of someones forehead or on a car window

we gotta get out of here i just mushroom stamped that cops car

that guy parked so close to me i mushroom stamped his window

by ass master January 18, 2003

twat plug

another slang word for anything that stops the blood from running during menstruation

oh man my tounge was just used as a twat plug. i just got my red wings

by ass master January 18, 2003

asspipe

1. Anal orfice
2. A real asshole

1) I slowly slid it in her asspipe.
2) My boss is such an asspipe.

by Ass Master July 02, 2003

sausage wallet zephyr

a queef (pussy fart)

oh man she just let out the nastiest sausage wallet zephyr ive ever smelled

by ass master January 18, 2003

ho'er

Mob talk for whore.

Tony, I am sorry I killed her, but she's a ho'er.

by ass master May 23, 2004

sofaking

self explanitory when said aloud.....

I am sofaking we Todd did.

by ass master February 18, 2003