twat plug

another slang word for anything that stops the blood from running during menstruation

oh man my tounge was just used as a twat plug. i just got my red wings

by ass master January 18, 2003

asspipe

1. Anal orfice
2. A real asshole

1) I slowly slid it in her asspipe.
2) My boss is such an asspipe.

by Ass Master July 02, 2003

ho'er

Mob talk for whore.

Tony, I am sorry I killed her, but she's a ho'er.

by ass master May 23, 2004

suqa m'dik

what you tell someone when you want them to suck your little 2 inch cock

hey becky suqa m'dik

by ass master January 18, 2003

pooloon

A pooloon is a Ballon filled with farts.

The stripper filled me up a pooloon. I took it and huffed it.

by Ass master March 16, 2017

mushroom stamp

slapping a penis on top of someones forehead or on a car window

we gotta get out of here i just mushroom stamped that cops car

that guy parked so close to me i mushroom stamped his window

by ass master January 18, 2003

sofaking

self explanitory when said aloud.....

I am sofaking we Todd did.

by ass master February 18, 2003