Coat Hanger Masterbater

One who strokes his weiner in the closet

"wheres zak?"
"i dont know... think hes coat hangin in the closet?"

by ashley November 13, 2004

sponging poons

Bodyboarders who can not get a female mate. They find their pleasure in spooning other male spongers. They also like to take pictures of themselves and say they just landed a trick, but saying the camera was too slow to get it, hence, the added word poon

Dustin and Brandon are sponging poons, after an exhausting day of kicking their fins and bitching about girls beating them, they go home to undress and spoon in the bed, often watching Queer Eye For The Straight Guy.

by Ashley June 05, 2004

plur

Pretty, little, underage ravers..
People being sick of hippy plur and keeping it real....Its all about the girls in tank tops

Check those plur over there...lets give them some E and see if we can feel them up!!!

by ashley February 27, 2005

bunk

1. used to describe a repulsive, disgusting, annoying girl
2. as an exclamation of disappointment or disgust, sounds even better when joined with hella

-Dude! That's one bunk-ass bitch!!
-I can't believe she did that! Thats hella bunk!

by ashley February 14, 2005

preautamousful

extremly beautiful;beautiful beyond descrption;beautamousprettyfulbeautifulpretty

Wow that hat is so preautamousful

by Ashley September 25, 2004

MJ

Marijuana...and that gay fuck on the Real World-Philadelphia. But..mostly a shorter name for marijuana then pot.

"Is there anywhere I could score some MJ?"

by Ashley December 23, 2004

ugly

If you have to look it up you probably are ugly.

If you aren't sure what ugly is and you are reading this right now you most likely are ugly. Why else would you have typed ugly in the search engine?

by Ashley May 13, 2005