Ashley's definitions

E-bay

The greatest site on the internet.

Dude, I got a lot of good shit on e-bay!!

by Ashley February 28, 2003

Coat Hanger Masterbater

One who strokes his weiner in the closet

"wheres zak?"
"i dont know... think hes coat hangin in the closet?"

by ashley November 13, 2004

SPED

Noun, 1.derrived from Special ed
to mean someone who is ditzy or idiotic

can be used in multiple was and also as an adjective

1. Jessica Simpson is such a sped
2. The car door is broken, its sped
3. Don't be spedly, you know the answer

by Ashley March 15, 2004

ginormous

a combination of gigantic and enormous. more than very large. immense.

That horse has a ginormous wang.

by Ashley February 20, 2005

swass

sweaty ass

man i have swass from sitting to long

by Ashley September 21, 2003

Red Sox

The chronic disappointment in baseball.

BOSTON STILL SUCKS! 1 series victory doesn't make up for 86 years of OWNAGE.

by Ashley December 17, 2004

Nick Wheeler

The extremely hott guitarist of AAR..possibly one of the most talented men ever. Has rad hair...mad rad hair.

I would like to have intercorse with Nick Wheeler.

by AShley November 8, 2003