Ashkenazi420's definitions

Sock

A tool used by many young men while masturbating to catch ejaculations and prevent a mess

Did you hear that Johny always has an extra sock on so he can jerk off on the go?

by Ashkenazi420 June 19, 2019

Cut

Circumcised

About 33% of men have cut dicks.

by Ashkenazi420 June 19, 2019

Theo

That friend who just genuinely does not give a fuck. Theos are fun to hang out with but never overdo it. Theos are good long term friends because he is loyal above all else.

Friend: Theo, did you hear the tea?

Theo: I don’t give a fuck what the tea is, bitch.

Friend: K. Wanna go to Subway?

Theo: Oui oui

by Ashkenazi420 June 20, 2019

Evelyn

A snake

Evelyn shed her skin yesterday.

by Ashkenazi420 November 15, 2019

11:12

The depressing moment when you realize you missed 11:11

Fuck! It’s 11:12!

by Ashkenazi420 June 19, 2019

LXIX

69 in Roman numerals

Hey Keisha, u tryna LXIX?

by Ashkenazi420 June 19, 2019

351

Smoking weed and having sex

(420-69=351)

Bro I did some serious 351 at Jessica’s house.

by Ashkenazi420 June 19, 2019