Flu

Vagina

I have an itch down below, I think I have crabs on my flu

by Ashers September 04, 2003

Ding Dong

What you say when you see a good looking bloke/woman

Ding Dong, he's a bit of alright

by Ashers September 04, 2003

jedda beds

sun bed

I need to top up my tan so I think I'll go ont the jedda beds

by Ashers September 04, 2003

Lumber

A Scottish word for a date

I'm going on my own to the dance but do you have a lumber like Jimmy

by Ashers September 05, 2003

fit as mince

Good looking person

did you see that bloke, he's fit as mince!!

by Ashers September 04, 2003

chocolate love tunnel

Where a gay man puts his willy in another gay man

Bend over Timmy, I want to put my love truncheon up your chocolate love tunnel

by Ashers September 04, 2003

hairy tuna bap

vagina

eurgh have you see her fanny, it looks and smells like a hairy tuna bap

by Ashers September 04, 2003