ashers's definitions

love puff

fanny fart

I was so embarrased the other night, I did a huge love puff during sex!!

by ashers May 4, 2004

pixie's dicks

Erect nipples

God it's freezing without my clothes on mu nipples are like pixie's dicks

by Ashers September 5, 2003

Lumber

A Scottish word for a date

I'm going on my own to the dance but do you have a lumber like Jimmy

by Ashers September 5, 2003

fit as mince

Good looking person

did you see that bloke, he's fit as mince!!

by Ashers September 4, 2003

Flu

Vagina

I have an itch down below, I think I have crabs on my flu

by Ashers September 4, 2003

jedda beds

sun bed

I need to top up my tan so I think I'll go ont the jedda beds

by Ashers September 4, 2003

she-man

Woman that looks like a man

God that womans ugly, she looks like a she-man

by Ashers September 4, 2003