ashers's definitions

fit as mince

Good looking person

did you see that bloke, he's fit as mince!!

by Ashers September 4, 2003

Flu

Vagina

I have an itch down below, I think I have crabs on my flu

by Ashers September 4, 2003

jedda beds

sun bed

I need to top up my tan so I think I'll go ont the jedda beds

by Ashers September 4, 2003

she-man

Woman that looks like a man

God that womans ugly, she looks like a she-man

by Ashers September 4, 2003

Ding Dong

What you say when you see a good looking bloke/woman

Ding Dong, he's a bit of alright

by Ashers September 4, 2003

wamed

A person that physically has an unusually large head

Look at Ashleigh, she has a wamed

by Ashers September 4, 2003

chocolate love tunnel

Where a gay man puts his willy in another gay man

Bend over Timmy, I want to put my love truncheon up your chocolate love tunnel

by Ashers September 4, 2003